Rihanna
Rihanna sometimes wears overwhelming, confusing, and basically unattractive animal print dresses.
Paula Patton
And Patton ties the score.
Rihanna
Rihanna is tremendously subtle.
Paula Patton
Paula s the soul of subtlety. Tied score again.
Rihanna
Rihanna enjoys wearing things that are see-through and black.
Paula Patton
"BOO-YA!" yelps Paula.
Rihanna
Rihanna is not afraid to wear things that are see-through and WHITE, either.
Paula Patton
"BINGO!" screams Patton.
Rihanna
Rihanna has worn things that are revealing, and tight, and red.
Paula Patton
"YO!" says Paula.
Rihanna
Rihanna's idea of formalwear is often extremely focused on showing both leg AND boob.
Rihanna
I DID say "often."
Paula Patton
"YEP! OVER HERE!" waves Paula.
Rihanna
But there are times when Rihanna just wants to cover it all up again, including with head accessories.
Paula Patton
"Do shoulder accessories count?" Paula worries. Yes, they do, dearest.
Rihanna
Rihanna has poorly deployed hosiery.
Paula Patton
"O SNAP," Paula squeals.
Rihanna
Rihanna likes it way too short at times.
Paula Patton
Neck-and-neck, y'all.