Madonna and Miley
In this photo, I feel like... it's so hard to gauge the costume Western wear of two hopeless attention addicts, but Madonna's at least looks festive, whereas Miley's looks like bad road. FANCY bad road -- like maybe Dolly Parton just has a couple potholes in her driveway.
Madonna
I'm so sad I already made the "I am a material grill" joke. But at least by saying that, I am effectively making it again.
Madonna
She supposedly wore this because her son David wanted them to match. That's nice and all, but sometimes parents are supposed to PARENT, and not just let their kids call the shots. Then again, at least he didn't want her to wear the cone boobs.
Madonna
Not sure she needed the ascot.
Madonna
I believe here she is puttin' on the ritz.
Madonna
And here, puttin' on a MISS. HAR.
Madonna
And here, putting on not much at all.
Miley Cyrus
Speaking of which: this.
Miley Cyrus
I only ever seem to use the backside view of this. I must have given up the front for Lent.
Miley Cyrus
I wish SHE had given this up for Lent. Eight months in advance.
Miley Cyrus
The situation with these pants NEVER fails to confound me. They do not compute.
Miley Cyrus
She was with her mother when she wore these. With. Her. Mother. My mother would have shrieked, "IS THERE EVEN ANY CROTCH LEFT ON THOSE?" assuming I had not robbed her of the power of speech.
Miley Cyrus
Many have asked why we include performance wear, and this is why we do: Because it was willingly worn, in public, and I do not believe ANY performer goes on-stage in something they haven't approved, or they think looks bad on them, or which doesn't tickle them deeply. (Wait, bad choice of words, given this outfit's various issues.) Whether Miley is trying to shock people or not, I firmly believe she -- and Beyonce, and Rihanna, and Katy Perry, and Gaga, and their ilk -- is proud of all her stage wear and would wear it again in a hot second given the chance. And so it counts. These things aren't accidents, and PLENTY of compelling performers are capable of going on-stage and resisting the urge to wear underwear sets, so: it counts. Fug Madness preaches accountability.
Miley Cyrus
Her labia are actually making an escape.
Madonna and Miley
Which tongue is sincere, and which is mocking? I can't even tell.