Jaimie Alexander

Jaimie's dress was the first of this lot to hit the scene, for a movie premiere she attended either with or near her boyfriend Peter Facinelli's teenage daughter. Let us judge her questionable judgment on MANY levels.

Joanna Krupa

Joanna, who is a model and Real Housewife, decided she could out-naked Jaimie, because THAT'S a worthy aspiration.

Mel B

Mel B added an element of disease.

Paris Hilton

Paris HIlton added an element of Terrifying Pubis.

Victoria Hervey

And Lady V here added an element of EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT. WHAT.

Fug Madness 2014: Play-In Game #1

We've done a nudity-off before, in the form of Nipples vs Nethers last season (Adrienne Bailon vs. Melody Thornton). But this year, there were so very many elaborately naked people that we decided to make them all fight it out together, ripping off whatever little fabric is left. ALL WILL ENTER. ONE WILL LEAVE. Welcome to the Fuggerdome, ladies. The "winner" faces off against a lady no stranger to fame grabs: top seed Kim Kardashian. If you need it, here's your printable bracket, and here is your FAQ. [poll id="12138"]