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# Fug Madness 2014, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Bottom Half
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-24T19:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-23T19:04:35.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug Madness, fugs, Fug Madness 2014, Madonna Bracket, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/2011madonna_bracket_graphic1.jpg "2011madonna_bracket_graphic")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-madonna-bracket-03-2011/2011madonna%5Fbracket%5Fgraphic-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**(2) JESSIE J vs. (10) MALIN AKERMAN**

Two lovers of jumpsuits enter, one lover of jumpsuits leaves! First up, Jessie J:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21105985.xml "wenn21105985-419x629")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

Her lipstick makes her face look dead. But Malin's jumpsuit makes her head look like it's on backwards:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20729559.xml "wenn20729559-419x628")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

Hard to say which is worse, but that's why we're all here.

Jessie J has[ an enviable depth of fug to be mined](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/jessie-j?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- the Fug Madness equivalent of the tournament's "strength of schedule" qualifier. Look at all these oufits we haven't even talked about yet! This is just a tiny tube and a skirt:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/179434118.xml "179434118-419x623")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

This is the same dress [that we've already seen on Kat Graham](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-kat-graham-01-2014/). In Jessie J's defense, she might be selling it better than Kat did:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/187792032_10.xml "187792032_10-419x626")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

She wore that outside, to a Christmas-time event in London, so apparently Jessie J is also super-humanly warm. She's also a lover of wacky performance-wear:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20807845.xml "Jessie J performing at the O2 Arena")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

And as far as that category goes, there is SO much more; there's[ also this crazy look](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/freaky-fug-friday-jessie-j-06-2013/), and [this nutty thing](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsie-j-4-07-2013/).

And then, finally, we've got some sideboob and some shorty shorts, all in one extra-misguided outfit:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21032927.xml "Republic Records Post GRAMMY Party")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

That is, as Tim Gunn would say -- this being the second time today I've quoted the esteemed Mr Gunn -- a whole lot of look.

As, frankly, is this:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21002826.xml "ABC TCA Winter 2014 Party")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

Each of those dresses is surely fine on its own, but one on top of the other is probably too much.

Speaking of too much:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20665244.xml "2013 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards Arrivals Held at Nokia Theatre LA Live")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

STILL speaking of too much -- and, frankly, looking like things are on backwards:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/461432615.xml "461432615-419x646")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

And while you saw both the aforementioned and the next look in the past round, they're too cruel not to be revisited:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/462329157.xml "462329157-419x630")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

[Feel free to likewise revisit Malin's archives](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/malin-akerman?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). And then you know what do to:

**(3) CATE BLANCHETT vs. (11) JESSICA WHITE**

Talk about two people who will literally never hang out.

Blanchett stretched her Carte Blanchett to the limits this year. She may well be into her overdraft. For example:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/174260694_10.xml "174260694_10-419x609")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/174260694%5F10-419x609?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That dress falls under the umbrella of Yeah, I *Get* It. I Just Think It's Ugly.

Jessica White ALSO wears gowns with a lot of hoo-ha falling off of them. For example, this -- which, I could argue, Blanchett herself might have worn:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21129709.xml "Love Gold Honors Academy Awards")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/love-gold-honors-academy-awards-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Shapewise, it's not THAT far removed from this fresh Givenchy hell:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/463573253.xml "463573253-419x628")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/463573253-419x628?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I don't know that I think Jessica White, however, would ever attempt to wear the blanket that normally lives on the back of her sofa:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/178948320_10.jpg "178948320_10-419x548")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/178948320%5F10-419x548?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But I am DEVASTATED, frankly, that Cate didn't wear this to accept her Oscar:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21147554.xml "22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/22nd-annual-elton-john-aids-foundation-academy-awards?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Can you even? That would have been the best thing that ever happened to any of us. The following two dresses, on the other hand, haven't ever been good for anyone:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20803782.xml "Gabrielle's Angel Foundation Hosts Angel Ball 2013")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/gabrielles-angel-foundation-hosts-angel-ball-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Ugh.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/spl600786_018.xml "spl600786_018-419x661")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/spl600786%5F018-419x661?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Argh.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20723688.xml "Cinema Society presents kill your darlings Premiere")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2014-round-two-madonna-bracket-bottom-half-03-2014/cinema-society-presents-kill-your-darlings-premiere?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And yikes. That's totally not a real outfit; that's something she found in the back of her linen closet. Speaking of, why don't you [dig around Jessica White's archives](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/jessica-white?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and then r[evisit the life and times of La Blanchett](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/cate-blanchett?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)?