> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Fug Madness 2014 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Top Half
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-sweet-sixteen-bjork-bracket-top-half/
- Published: 2014-03-28T16:30:46.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-28T01:08:54.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/185905601-419x6581.xml)

Seriously, at BEST Kim looks like a deluded Real Housewife in that outfit, that tan, that hair. The whole combination.

## Ellie Goulding

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/187579066-419x62911.xml)

Ellie shares her passion for see-through clothes.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/kimkard_tonightshow2-419x234.png)

They're SOUL TWINS. And undergarment twins.

## Ellie Goulding

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/169921157-419x6291.xml)

This outfit is what I imagine was happening in Kim's head once she realized how much everyone hated her whole Kris Humphries thing. It ALL ties back to K.Kard.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/spl653342_017-419x586.jpg)

Ugh. I mean, come on.

## Ellie Goulding

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21102784-419x62711.xml)

Not that this is so great, either.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_chp_cmademoiselle_prem_100113_51223058-419x6281.xml)

This dress got worn by a lot of people, in a variety of different colors and styles, and this might be the worst (and also the first).

## Ellie Goulding

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21107627-419x8141.xml)

But then WHAT IS THAT.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_kimye_sign_vm_051013_51093735-419x623.xml)

A GENIE PANTS ONESIE. Being pregnant is no excuse for that. I know a thousand pregnant women who never resorted to that.

## Ellie Goulding

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/130523ac1_goulding_b-gr_01-419x6291.xml)

I was going to encourage her to evolve, and then I remembered there's a dress later in the slideshow where she evolved too much. She can't win.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_kim_kanye_gg_111913_51267079-419x611.xml)

What's remarkable about this is, that black tab under her boobs is something she ALSO has in nude. So it's clearly a boob-aide of some kind, and it's one she's wanted us to see TWICE now.

## Ellie Goulding

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21105897-419x6282.xml)

See? TOO MUCH EVOLUTION.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/168197917-419x6291.xml)

Too much EVERYTHING.

## Ellie Goulding

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/97747pcn_ball01-419x619.xml)

The fit here is all kinds of wrong.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/91878pcn_kardashian012-419x628.xml)

She was pregnant, but even if she weren't, this would be Dynasty in a crazy way. Which is apt because she is PART OF a Dynasty, and I would love to see Joan Collins take her to school in the manner of Dynasty. Sigh.

[Fug Madness 2014 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Top Half  (1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (4) ELLIE GOULDING I am imagining a world in which these two trade places, and Ellie goes around with Kanye and has to listen to Kris Jenner all day, and Kim sings at royal weddings. It's worth exploring. \[poll id="12199"\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/185905601-419x6581.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-sweet-sixteen-bjork-bracket-top-half-03-2014/)