Kim Kardashian
Seriously, at BEST Kim looks like a deluded Real Housewife in that outfit, that tan, that hair. The whole combination.
Ellie Goulding
Ellie shares her passion for see-through clothes.
Kim Kardashian
They're SOUL TWINS. And undergarment twins.
Ellie Goulding
This outfit is what I imagine was happening in Kim's head once she realized how much everyone hated her whole Kris Humphries thing. It ALL ties back to K.Kard.
Kim Kardashian
Ugh. I mean, come on.
Ellie Goulding
Not that this is so great, either.
Kim Kardashian
This dress got worn by a lot of people, in a variety of different colors and styles, and this might be the worst (and also the first).
Ellie Goulding
But then WHAT IS THAT.
Kim Kardashian
A GENIE PANTS ONESIE. Being pregnant is no excuse for that. I know a thousand pregnant women who never resorted to that.
Ellie Goulding
I was going to encourage her to evolve, and then I remembered there's a dress later in the slideshow where she evolved too much. She can't win.
Kim Kardashian
What's remarkable about this is, that black tab under her boobs is something she ALSO has in nude. So it's clearly a boob-aide of some kind, and it's one she's wanted us to see TWICE now.
Ellie Goulding
See? TOO MUCH EVOLUTION.
Kim Kardashian
Too much EVERYTHING.
Ellie Goulding
The fit here is all kinds of wrong.
Kim Kardashian
She was pregnant, but even if she weren't, this would be Dynasty in a crazy way. Which is apt because she is PART OF a Dynasty, and I would love to see Joan Collins take her to school in the manner of Dynasty. Sigh.