Miley Cyrus
I still cannot even believe this happened.
Miley Cyrus
In a sense, this ensemble IS poison.
Miley Cyrus
In case you forgot, Miley ALSO wore hot pants made of angora because that makes total sense and why wouldn't someone do that?
Kristen Stewart
Speaking of awkward things to put on one's lower body....
Miley Cyrus
I like to think that Miley got crafty and made those cuffs and that bag from her repurposed hotpants. She MIGHT be mad crafty. We don't now. She could be scrap-booking right now.
Kristen Stewart
I know this might have been in part Chanel's fault, but man. It is DEEPLY misguided, and she agreed to it.
Miley Cyrus
NO. Just no. A world of no. A universe of no. Universes upon universes of noes, stretching on into infinity.
Kristen Stewart
There is, however, a part of me that thinks this might be well-solved by arm-wrestling. Kristen already has the gloves on.
Kristen Stewart
It feels right to just leave you with this before you vote. Just...drink this in.