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# Fug Madness 2014 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Bottom Half
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-sweet-sixteen-madonna-bracket-bottom-half/
- Published: 2014-03-27T19:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-27T06:00:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessie_j_thighhighs1.xml)

Those boots are so unspeakable that I can't even totally evaluate the dress.

## Jessica White

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessicawhite_what1.xml)

I have blown this up to try and understand where pants stop and shoes start, and I still don't know. Also, there is a stain on her shirt.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessie_j_jumpsuit1.xml)

Ruinous.

## Jessica White

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessica_white_xenu1.xml)

Resplendently wrong.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/179434118-419x6231.xml)

Really not an actual garment.

## Jessica White

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessica_white_naked1.xml)

Please can someone figure out a way to destroy all past, present, and future versions of this dress?

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessie_j_scrollshirt1.xml)

I hope that woman is explaining to Jessie J that Prince Charles is a ROYAL PERSON, and not just some breed of dog or something, and therefore that her outfit is terribly wrong.

## Jessica White

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessica_white_shoulders.xml)

Those missing shoulder pieces dodged a real bullet.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessie_j_pants1.xml)

What was she even thinking?

## Jessica White

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessica_white_shirt.xml)

Nooooooo.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn21032927-419x6281.xml)

This thing appears to be trying to get off of her.

## Jessica White

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/466237573.xml)

This is ALSO what I wore to a Super Bowl party! What a delightful coincidence.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessie_j_tinsel1.xml)

Don't let seasonal allergies affect your wardrobe.

## Jessica White

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn211297071.xml)

The heartbreak of accidental Rogaine.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/187760159.xml)

I am seeing too much, considering this is ostensibly a full-coverage outfit.

## Jessica White

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessica_white_shirtless.xml)

The thing is, after everything that's come before, this seems almost reasonable.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/187792032_10-419x6261.xml)

And, back to reality.

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