Jessie J
Those boots are so unspeakable that I can't even totally evaluate the dress.
Jessica White
I have blown this up to try and understand where pants stop and shoes start, and I still don't know. Also, there is a stain on her shirt.
Jessie J
Ruinous.
Jessica White
Resplendently wrong.
Jessie J
Really not an actual garment.
Jessica White
Please can someone figure out a way to destroy all past, present, and future versions of this dress?
Jessie J
I hope that woman is explaining to Jessie J that Prince Charles is a ROYAL PERSON, and not just some breed of dog or something, and therefore that her outfit is terribly wrong.
Jessica White
Those missing shoulder pieces dodged a real bullet.
Jessie J
What was she even thinking?
Jessica White
Nooooooo.
Jessie J
This thing appears to be trying to get off of her.
Jessica White
This is ALSO what I wore to a Super Bowl party! What a delightful coincidence.
Jessie J
Don't let seasonal allergies affect your wardrobe.
Jessica White
The heartbreak of accidental Rogaine.
Jessie J
I am seeing too much, considering this is ostensibly a full-coverage outfit.
Jessica White
The thing is, after everything that's come before, this seems almost reasonable.
Jessie J
And, back to reality.