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# Fug Madness 2014 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Top Half
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-sweet-sixteen-madonna-bracket-top-half/
- Published: 2014-03-28T18:30:32.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-28T04:53:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Jaden Smith

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/457780907-419x6011.xml)

As a vital cog in the Smith Machine, Jaden has taken this thing deeper into March than I expected. Certainly his... enthusiastic propensity for over-layering does him no favors in that regard.

## Jaden Smith

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1678683591.xml)

And those are Bieber-esque pants, although not worn with Bieber-esque ooze, so at least that's something.

## Jaden Smith

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20391751.xml)

See? Too many layers. Have layers AS a person, not always ON your person.

## Jaden Smith

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_game_enders_kmff_102813_51246353-419x6361.xml)

All I can think of with him is, "Well... it's a look."

## Jaden Smith

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1820787591.xml)

That's not even a look; it's just a travesty.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/186730314-419x6291.xml)

AND YET. Have we ever made the joke that Halloween must be Lady Gaga's time to leave the house as natural herself? Because I think that every year.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/103298pcn_gaga02-419x762.xml)

That is one of her closer attempts at human clothing, and it is still heinous.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/103158pcn_gaga03-419x633.xml)

Above-ground snorkeling is SO hot right now.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20604602-419x628.xml)

Pleather overalls, ironically worn over almost nothing.

## Lady Gaga

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_lady_gaga_str_102413_51242355-419x6091.xml)

And a a face-taco. Of course. Jaden Smith, it's your move. What've you got? ... Wait, he's out. FOR NOW. Maybe next year? Or does he have an upset in him today?

[Fug Madness 2014 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Top Half  (1) LADY GAGA vs. (13) JADEN SMITH It is hard to pretend Jaden has anything near the oeuvre Lady Gaga has; I'm sort of surprised he made it this far, frankly. But one never knows. Will he, like The Love Boat, be making another run? \[poll id="12200"\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/457780907-419x6011.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-sweet-sixteen-madonna-bracket-top-half-03-2014/)