Jaden Smith
As a vital cog in the Smith Machine, Jaden has taken this thing deeper into March than I expected. Certainly his... enthusiastic propensity for over-layering does him no favors in that regard.
Jaden Smith
And those are Bieber-esque pants, although not worn with Bieber-esque ooze, so at least that's something.
Jaden Smith
See? Too many layers. Have layers AS a person, not always ON your person.
Jaden Smith
All I can think of with him is, "Well... it's a look."
Jaden Smith
That's not even a look; it's just a travesty.
Lady Gaga
AND YET. Have we ever made the joke that Halloween must be Lady Gaga's time to leave the house as natural herself? Because I think that every year.
Lady Gaga
That is one of her closer attempts at human clothing, and it is still heinous.
Lady Gaga
Above-ground snorkeling is SO hot right now.
Lady Gaga
Pleather overalls, ironically worn over almost nothing.
Lady Gaga
And a a face-taco. Of course. Jaden Smith, it's your move. What've you got? ... Wait, he's out. FOR NOW. Maybe next year? Or does he have an upset in him today?