Fug Madness 2014: Sweet Sixteen, The Charo Bracket Bottom Half

Katy Perry

I feel like both these women dress in a way designed to be easily summarized in one work. Like, this is CONFUSED.

And this is HAIRY.

And this is CHER HOROWITZIAN (I guess that's two words)

And this is TIGHT.

And this is CAPE-Y. Also DRAPEY. And maybe CURTAIN-Y.

This is LACY. And FIERY. And maybe a little TACKY. Maybe a lot tacky, actually.

This is TULLE-Y and maybe a bit tool-y.

This clearly is just RUFFLE. Not even the adjective-ized RUFFLY. It is RUFFLE. ALL IS RUFFLE.

GRILL.