Fug Madness 2014: Sweet Sixteen, The Cher Bracket Bottom Half

Sarah Paulson

I secretly kind of want these two women to trade wardrobes. Imagine how sweet Madonna would look in this! Like it's her First Communion.

And honestly, I feel like Madonna would TOTALLY wear this.

Sarah Paulson could pull this off. It might even work on her better than the frilly, girly stuff she's been sporting this year?

This, on the other hand, would look ridiculous on both women.

And this is just a horrifying display of self-obsession and a need for attention.

This is perfect for, say, Kiernan Shipka.

And this works on precisely no one.