(1) MILEY CYRUS vs. (1) KIM KARDASHIAN Here they are. Face to face. A couple of silver spoons. Hoping to find -- wait, sorry. That's not where I meant this to go at all. In a way, this match-up was fated; many of you have expressed, all along, that this is Miley's crown to lose, and Kim's been nothing less than a juggernaut all year (she was also in the final game last year, and was defeated by The Biebs; the horror). There were great upsets and close battles along the way -- some of the closest Fug Madness battles of all time, in fact, in some of the earlier rounds -- but this one? This could out-do them all, as one woman and her uncontrollable tongue battle one woman and her massively hideous bag for ultimate Fug Supremacy, and I don't care what they think: This ain't a compliment. So look deep into your heart, Fug Nation, and vote: [poll id="12216"]