Miley Cyrus
I hope one day we reach a Fug Madness where EVERYONE is just wearing message shirts. They'll say things like, "I'M THE WORST" and "I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU HATE ME." I almost just noticed that Miley's handbag says "MILEY," which actually just kind of makes me laugh.
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is SO PREPARED for any kind of viral outbreak. When Station Eleven comes to pass, she will be a survivor.
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In which Miley angles to be cast in the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey.
Lady Gaga
And Gaga REALLY went for it in the glitter paper aisle at Michael's.
Miley Cyrus
These two share a love of lace, and, I hope perhaps also a love of Lace, the seminal 80s beach read/miniseries.
Lady Gaga
I have seen this picture a thousand times and only now just noticed that Lady G's got a nose ring in, too.
Miley Cyrus
I guess when you're wearing platform shower shoes, you SHOULD wear them with something you can wipe down with a damp sponge.
Lady Gaga
This wig might actually BE a damp sponge.
Miley Cyrus
Our two victims also share a love for leather separates...
Lady Gaga
Here, I really just love that Tony Bennett has matched his scarf to her ensemble.
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They both also have a tendency to Bra It Up.
Lady Gaga
Although Miley, to date, has not been photographed sharing a sophisticated snack on a yacht with a dog in a smoking jacket.
Lady Gaga
Her Moonstruck phase...
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Her My Little Pony phase...
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Her salute to Elizabeth I...
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Her salute to nipples... (also, that's glitter on her neck, not a scab, just FYI).
Lady Gaga
I'd like to point out, for the record, that is this was NOT on Halloween...
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...and neither was this.
Lady Gaga
The doubtful expressions of EVERYONE in this photo speak, I think, for us all.