> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2015, Elite Eight: Charo Bracket - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-elite-eight-charo-bracket/ - Published: 2015-03-30T18:00:29.000Z - Updated: 2015-03-30T04:06:56.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/lindsay-lohan-ffn_celebs_anothermag_ffuk_091514_51532182-510x596-419x489.jpg) Maybe Lindsay is a sleepwalker and usually only wakes up in the car on the way to a party, so she has no control over her own wardrobe. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/lindsay-lohan-FFN_Lohan_Lindsay_GG_082014_51507264-419x640.jpg) If she's smart, she will pick up on that and start using it as an excuse, although she'd have to tweak it so that somehow she can still take credit for any serviceable shoes. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/lindsay-lohan-elle-style-awards-GettyImages_464320706-510x801-419x658.jpg) This is the most normal thing she's worn all year. It's still at about DefCrotch 3, though. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_FLYUK_GQ_Awards_090214_51518357-419x628.jpg) Cookie Lyon got to this second, which... makes me realize LiLo should go on Empire. HAH. CAN YOU IMAGINE. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/lindsay-lohan-GettyImages_464329722-510x819.jpg) It's been such a long time since she had a good idea. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/lindsay_lohan_watch_what_happens_live_13-419x314.jpg) I mean, her behavior on *Lindsay* was en epic fail, but then closing the whole tragic affair in this outfit? BAD IDEA. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/488646969-419x661.jpg) That netting? FOOLISH PLAN. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/459244188-419x617.jpg) And THAT shirt? CATASTROPHIC SCHEME. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/lindsay-lohan-FFN_FlyUK_SundayTimes_Party_120914_51604167-419x630.jpg) WRETCHED TACTIC. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/lindsay-lohan-AG040766_12-419x839.jpg) GHASTLY STRATEGY. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/463980330-419x623.jpg) But this is funny, even if I can't tell if that was the intent. ## Lindsay Lohan ![Lindsay Lohan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/AG055033_12-510x901.jpg) Girl, I doubt you will ever bring me a moment's peace, but thanks for the thought. ## Rita Ora ![rita ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/Rita_Ora_spl742485_008-510x765.jpg) And now we come to Rita, who has her own share of problems. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-AG036645_02-510x765.jpg) "Save it for the Oscars, you fool," sniffs Demi Moore. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita_ora_versace_481864783-419x666.jpg) The crimes here are so many that I don't know which one to arrest her for first. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-460269078-419x627.jpg) High-fashion colostomy bag. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-AG042635_02-510x764.jpg) The entire state of Wyoming is probably upset about this right now. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-FFN_Ora_Rita_FFUK_110414_51575881-510x705.jpg) And the Tennessee Titans may want to change their uniforms entirely to avoid this association. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-british-fashion-awards-spl900519_0481-419x588.jpg) She seriously looks For Hire in this ensemble. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-fashion-rocks-spl836068_031-390x600.jpg) And sometimes, fashion emphatically does NOT rock. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-FFN_Ora_Teigen_AAR_081914_51505642-419x654.jpg) In two minutes, she will spit out popcorn. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-oscars-vanity-fair-party-464222606-419x606.jpg) In two minutes she will... never mind, I don't want to finish that sentence. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-spl845406_004-419x686.jpg) Rita, don't look so wounded. YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF. ## rita-ora-vmas-2014-FFN\_KM\_MTV\_VMA\_Arr\_082414\_51510867-510x675 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita-ora-vmas-2014-FFN_KM_MTV_VMA_Arr_082414_51510867-510x675.jpg) ## 117688PCN\_Ora11-419x629 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/117688PCN_Ora11-419x629.jpg) ## FFN\_Ora\_Rita\_GG\_042114\_51389815-376x600 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Ora_Rita_GG_042114_51389815-376x600.jpg) ## rita\_ora\_116051PCN\_Ora09-510x882 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/rita_ora_116051PCN_Ora09-510x882.jpg) [Fug Madness 2015, Elite Eight: Charo BracketNo. 1 RITA ORA vs. No. 3 LINDSAY LOHAN Lindsay doesn't have the quantity, but can she compensate with quality? Assuming you change the definition of "quality" to mean the exact opposite. \[poll id="12516"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/lindsay-lohan-ffn_celebs_anothermag_ffuk_091514_51532182-510x596-419x489.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-elite-eight-charo-bracket-03-2015/)