Lindsay Lohan
Maybe Lindsay is a sleepwalker and usually only wakes up in the car on the way to a party, so she has no control over her own wardrobe.
Lindsay Lohan
If she's smart, she will pick up on that and start using it as an excuse, although she'd have to tweak it so that somehow she can still take credit for any serviceable shoes.
Lindsay Lohan
This is the most normal thing she's worn all year. It's still at about DefCrotch 3, though.
Lindsay Lohan
Cookie Lyon got to this second, which... makes me realize LiLo should go on Empire. HAH. CAN YOU IMAGINE.
Lindsay Lohan
It's been such a long time since she had a good idea.
Lindsay Lohan
I mean, her behavior on Lindsay was en epic fail, but then closing the whole tragic affair in this outfit? BAD IDEA.
Lindsay Lohan
That netting? FOOLISH PLAN.
Lindsay Lohan
And THAT shirt? CATASTROPHIC SCHEME.
Lindsay Lohan
WRETCHED TACTIC.
Lindsay Lohan
GHASTLY STRATEGY.
Lindsay Lohan
But this is funny, even if I can't tell if that was the intent.
Lindsay Lohan
Girl, I doubt you will ever bring me a moment's peace, but thanks for the thought.
Rita Ora
And now we come to Rita, who has her own share of problems.
Rita Ora
"Save it for the Oscars, you fool," sniffs Demi Moore.
Rita Ora
The crimes here are so many that I don't know which one to arrest her for first.
Rita Ora
High-fashion colostomy bag.
Rita Ora
The entire state of Wyoming is probably upset about this right now.
Rita Ora
And the Tennessee Titans may want to change their uniforms entirely to avoid this association.
Rita Ora
She seriously looks For Hire in this ensemble.
Rita Ora
And sometimes, fashion emphatically does NOT rock.
Rita Ora
In two minutes, she will spit out popcorn.
Rita Ora
In two minutes she will... never mind, I don't want to finish that sentence.
Rita Ora
Rita, don't look so wounded. YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF.
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