> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2015, Elite Eight: Cher Bracket - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-elite-eight-cher-bracket/ - Published: 2015-03-30T16:00:12.000Z - Updated: 2015-03-30T03:53:24.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/yeezy-fashion-week-kim-kardashian-463305384-510x766.jpg) Let's begin with the top seed herself, who not only agreed to wear this in public, but married the man who created it and earmarked it for her. SO MANY different ways to question her own judgment there. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/453890900-419x628-Copy.jpg) This looks like some kind of insane, terrifying maternity jumpsuit that she mistakenly thought was her normal size. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Kardashian_Kim_CHP_100114_51545862-390x600-Copy.jpg) What do we think costs more: real moth infestations, or this illusion of one? ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-north-west-kanye-west-sheer-FFN_Kardash_West_CHP_092814_51543050-419x498.jpg) If no other photo of herself causes Kim to wonder about her choices, this one surely MUST. What are you wearing, and what have you inflicted upon your child? Should you two be licensed to raise one of those? ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-AG041090_21-419x627.jpg) I imagine these as lounging pajamas, worn with marabou slippers that have high heels, in which she teeters down a hallway after a pouting Kanye and tries not to spill her martini. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-460338706-510x714-Copy.jpg) What an inventive idea OH WAIT. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-AG049507_06-390x600.jpg) That shirt actually IS a creative and newfangled approach to hideousness. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-FFN_Kardashian_Clan_KRD_081214_51501062-419x612.jpg) As is this one, which is something she wears repeatedly, but usually at least UNDER some modicum of SOMETHING. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/Kim-Kardashian-bonnaroo-2014-1-419x312.jpg) At Bonnaroo with her bonnaroos. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-gq-men-of-the-year-woman-of-the-year-spl832265_013-510x765.jpg) Just... the worst. Profoundly terrible. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-FFN_GG_Acria_Dinner_121014_51604834-419x646.jpg) We might be in the "it can't get worse, can it... YES IT CAN" stretch. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/AG052851_02-419x694-Copy.jpg) I judged this the worse of the two plastic dresses, but you might disagree. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/462948064-510x834-Copy.jpg) What is this even doing to her? And how? ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Kim_Kardashian_West_CHP_041414_51383530-419x604-Copy.jpg) SO SEVERE. ## Kim Kardashian ![Kim Kardashian](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-FFN_Kardashian_Kim_KET_061614_51453141-510x744.jpg) Kim. YOU ARE AT A RESTAURANT. AND YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE MENU. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-tom-ford-2015-show-464001182-510x766.jpg) Julianne Moore wears a lot of Tom Ford. And sometimes I wonder if Julianne looks at the stuff Tom Ford gives other people, and gleefully wonders if he hates them, and then gets nervous and wonders if her time is coming. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-versace-spl796659_004-419x693.jpg) 2014: The Year of the Gownpant. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-VMAs-2014-454101922-419x642.jpg) Freaking unbelievable bod; absurd covering. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-american-music-awards-amas-FFN_RIJ_AMA2014_SET2_112314_51593279-419x668.jpg) Ditto. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-golden-globes-2015-461390984-419x628.jpg) Here's her take on a straitjacket. It's true that J.Lo would ONLY go to the most posh and expensive of asylums. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/AG051416_02-510x766.jpg) I laugh out loud at those pants every single time. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/AG051601_07-510x845.jpg) And what are these? Is she a drum major in Fugrida State University's marching band? ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-461484138-390x600.jpg) Kim and Kanye had to cross THAT one off their shopping list. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-461805788-510x766.jpg) THESE PANTS. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-american-idol-auditions-FFN_Idol_Judges_FF8_102814_51570088-510x665.jpg) AND THESE PANTS. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-american-idol-auditions-spl867588_014-390x600.jpg) The preceding kind of make THESE pants seem really relaxed and great. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-spl839206_025-510x826.jpg) But nothing can make sense of armpit vents. I mean... I guess just calling them "armpit vents" gives them a reason for being, but its still bananas. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-people-magazine-awards-2014-460659928-419x544.jpg) J.Lo is unafraid to go Full Kardashian with her cleavage. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-golden-globes-2015-461358332-419x630.jpg) This is what she will wear if she and Kim ever have to face off in Oz. ## Jennifer Lopez ![Jennifer Lopez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jennifer-lopez-fashion-rocks-spl838132_029-390x600.jpg) And, Leg City, population: HOLA LOVERS. [Fug Madness 2015, Elite Eight: Cher BracketNo. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ I am so sincerely delighted by this matchup. It's the first real challenge to Kim Kardashian's epic Year of Fug, and while the slideshow is long, it is also pleasingly mind-boggling and chock full of everything upon which this very website was built: delusion, illusion, confusion. Embrace it with me. \[poll id="12515"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/yeezy-fashion-week-kim-kardashian-463305384-510x766.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-elite-eight-cher-bracket-03-2015/)