Rihanna
This year brought us so much. Like high-fashion pasties!
Rihanna
Ponchos as dresses!
Jessie J
Whatever...this is!
Rihanna
Glittery robes that I kind of want, but ONLY to wear at home!
Jessie J
Formal slankets!
Rihanna
Rihanna in costume as those crocheted ladies who cover the extra rolls of TP at your grandma's house!
Jessie J
Bejeweled bibs as tops!
Rihanna
THIS!
Jessie J
Jumpsuited salutes to the sternum!
Rihanna
Baseball caps with veils!
Jessie J
This trip to Leg City!
Rihanna
An ensemble so distracting that it took me like a week to notice that you can totally see her nipple!
Jessie J
A salute to The Golden Girls!
Rihanna
THIS AMAZING THING!
Jessie J
Something that prompted both me and H to say, "that would have been better as a jumpsuit." I KNOW!
Rihanna
Panties!
Jessie J
Leather coveralls!
Rihanna
Nighties!
Jessie J
Leather jogging pants!
Rihanna
Giant velvet smoking jackets!
Jessie J
MAJOR SIDE BOOB!
Rihanna
And this.
Fug Madness 2015, Elite Eight: Madonna Bracket
No. 1 RIHANNA vs. No. 3 JESSIE J These two have much in common: They're singers. They eschew last names. They're both in the habit of distracting from how pretty their faces are by HOW CRAZY THEIR OUTFITS ARE. [poll id="12518"]