> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2015 Final Four, Game Two - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-final-four-game-two/ - Published: 2015-04-02T18:00:45.000Z - Updated: 2015-04-02T05:47:48.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-460269078-419x627.jpg) Miley is famous for her tongue hanging out, so I am beginning with Rita's sartorial equivalent. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/miley-cyrus-art-basel-jeremy-scott-459962066-390x600.jpg) And here is the tongue of the hour, perfectly coordinated to her Moschino mesh. I can't decide which version is worse: This flagrantly ugly one, which she is camping up but which also looks like caution tape on acid... ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-AG036645_02-510x765.jpg) ... or this version, which is ALSO a flagrant foul, but I think she might actually be trying to pass it off as glorious. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/461986864-419x629.jpg) So Miley picked out a t-shirt when she had nothing to wear... ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/spl877376_009-510x764.jpg) ... and Rita apparently handles that by wearing EVERYTHING. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/miley-cyrus-unicorn-onesie-spl873578_001-419x591.jpg) This is shower shoes and a Gund onesie. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/wenn21171497-419x692.jpg) This is shower shoes and a DKNY onesie. So... similar. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/FFN_FlyUK_Cyrus_Miley_050814_51406379.jpg) So, I have no idea what the rest of the outfit was. All that matters is that Miley wore these shoes and WHAT ARE THEY. WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN. What is the fur stuff? HELP. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita_ora_116051PCN_Ora09-510x882.jpg) More shower shoes. No fur, though. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/461960054-419x629.jpg) These might as well be shower shoes. Looking at them feels like being punched in the ear. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-FFN_Ora_Teigen_AAR_081914_51505642-419x654.jpg) Rita's take on gleaming metallic is... slouchier. It's also reminiscent of a homemade Dirty Dancing costume. Please, put this Baby in the corner. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/miley-cyrus-spl814556_005-419x633.jpg) Lest you think Miley was the only one who wore a troublingly dumb hair accessory... ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/wenn21176866-419x584.jpg) ... here is Rita in a cute Miu Miu coat and then a headdress that looks like the Heat Miser. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/miley-cyrus-oscars-elton-john-464173450-419x629.jpg) Another take on Formal Kitsch from Miley... ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-AG042635_02-510x764.jpg) And Rita's manages to drag an entire state of our union down with it. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/125614PCN_Miley04-419x629.jpg) Hideous accessories and a see-through shirt... just another Tuesday. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-FFN_Ora_Rita_FFUK_110414_51575881-510x705.jpg) I don't even know what this IS, much less how it happened to an old Vince Young jersey. He should sue. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/FFN_Cyrus_Miley_FF8FF13_SEXC_012215_51633194.jpg) I just want you to know that Miley wore whatever this is to a restaurant. In public. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-FFN_FLYUK_Ora_Rita_090414_51520576-419x594.jpg) Rita obviously did the same. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/FFN_Cyrus_Miley_SMBFVEMMPIXX_120414_51598249.jpg) This may LOOK like a performance, but actually, she's just rehearsing for something she did later in a different outfit. This was a sound check, so I don't count it as performance wear... and so we can SCREAM about how she not only owns that shirt but was willing to be seen in it. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita_ora_versace_481864783-419x666.jpg) Rita also does terrible things to boobs sometimes. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/miley-cyrus-instagram-nipple-pasties-09-2014-419x423.png) SPEAKING OF TERRIBLE THINGS AND BOOBS. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/FFN_Ora_Rita_GG_042114_51389815-376x600.jpg) Let's switch to pants. These Hilfiger pants are epically fugly. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/463029734-419x584.jpg) Per this dress, the Hip Bone isn't really connected to ANYTHING. ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-british-fashion-awards-spl900519_0481-419x588.jpg) When Rita did these cutouts, it looked accidental. Like the skirt ripped away from the belt in the limo. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/miley-cyrus-vmas-2014-red-carpet-1-390x600.jpg) At least she's happy? ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-fashion-rocks-spl836068_031-390x600.jpg) She may not have been having as much fun. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/458069262-510x738.jpg) Do we think this left chafe marks? ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-spl845406_004-419x686.jpg) Rita is as horrified as I am about imagining what that must have felt like. ## Miley Cyrus ![Miley Cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/miley-cyrus-tom-ford-show-464009250-419x642.jpg) And, BIG FINISH... ## Rita Ora ![Rita Ora](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-oscars-vanity-fair-party-464222606-419x606.jpg) ... and BIGGER FINISH. Except smaller, if you're talking fabric percentage. [Fug Madness 2015 Final Four, Game TwoNo. 2 MILEY CYRUS vs. No. 1 RITA ORA Who's the wrecking ball NOW? We'll see. \[poll id="12520"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/04/rita-ora-460269078-419x627.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-final-four-game-two-04-2015/)