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# Fug Madness 2015, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Part One
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/
- Published: 2015-03-23T19:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2015-03-23T05:08:37.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug Madness, fugs, Fug Madness 2015, Madonna Bracket, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

**No. 2 CHLOE GRACE MORETZ vs. No. 7 KENDALL JENNER**

The battle of the youngsters, or, Outfits They're Going to Look Back At Eventually And Say, "Ugh, What Was I Thinking?!"

Exhibits A-Z:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/484640133-510x708.jpg "484640133-510x708-419x581")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/484640133-510x708-419x581?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

OH KENDALL. Sometimes I look at what she wears and wonder if, like, Kris is just screwing with her and never actually expects her to leave the house in her suggestions. Like, THIS was a mistake:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/120949PCN_MuchMusic22.jpg "120949PCN_MuchMusic22-390x600")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/120949pcn%5Fmuchmusic22-390x600-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's just horrifying. I cannot know that much about anyone's waxing habits beyond my own, thanks.

And this feels like something Kim rejected:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_RIJ_TEEN_CHOICE_SET1_081014_51499475.jpg "FFN_RIJ_TEEN_CHOICE_SET1_081014_51499475-419x590")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/ffn%5Frij%5Fteen%5Fchoice%5Fset1%5F081014%5F51499475-419x590?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

THIS next one looks SO MUCH BETTER on her than it has any right to do (I guess this is what happens when you are a model):

[![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kendall_jenner_billboard_music_awards_spl759563_030-510x706.jpg "Kendall Jenner")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/kendall%5Fjenner%5Fbillboard%5Fmusic%5Fawards%5Fspl759563%5F030-510x706?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Ditto:

[![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kadashian-vmas-2014-454106956-510x726.jpg "Kendall Jenner")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/kim-kadashian-vmas-2014-454106956-510x726?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Whereas CGM tends to go for things that are really very foofy on her, in a way that doesn't do her adorableness as any favors as they ought:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/464224044-510x747.jpg "464224044-510x747-419x613")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/464224044-510x747-419x613?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's like someone decided, "let's make Chloe look like she's in a formal Western this year! It'll be fun! I wonder where I put my *Deadwood* DVD." And someone else (her stylist) was like, "that might not be a great choice for --" and the other person was like, "NO JUST EMBRACE MY VISION."

Do I have to?

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/488355839.jpg "488355839-419x575")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/488355839-419x575-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She herself is undeniably so cute. Can we consider this second round appearance for her a warning shot?

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/chloe-grace-moretz-oscars-464159622.jpg "chloe-grace-moretz-oscars-464159622-419x630")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/chloe-grace-moretz-oscars-464159622-419x630-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This next one feels like someone remembered at the last minute that her character in this movie is in a coma the whole time and realized they better Sad Her Up real fast:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/chloe-grace-moretz-FFN_KM_IfIStay_Prem_082014_51507335.jpg "chloe-grace-moretz-FFN_KM_IfIStay_Prem_082014_51507335-419x626")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/chloe-grace-moretz-ffn%5Fkm%5Fifistay%5Fprem%5F082014%5F51507335-419x626-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Whereas this just LONGS to be a mini-skirt. I've literally never said this before, but looking into pants was a mistake in this instance:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/chloe-grace-moretz-FFN_KM_MTV_VMA_Arr_082414_51510951.jpg "chloe-grace-moretz-FFN_KM_MTV_VMA_Arr_082414_51510951-419x636")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/chloe-grace-moretz-ffn%5Fkm%5Fmtv%5Fvma%5Farr%5F082414%5F51510951-419x636?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And then there was the time she wore this giant flaps tied to her boobs. I don't even know:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/chloe-grace-moretz-FFN_Moretz_Chloe_GGFF_092214_51537388.jpg "chloe-grace-moretz-FFN_Moretz_Chloe_GGFF_092214_51537388-510x760")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/chloe-grace-moretz-ffn%5Fmoretz%5Fchloe%5Fggff%5F092214%5F51537388-510x760?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Of course, there is more to see in the archives -- there's almost ALWAYS more to see in the archives. [See more of Kendall here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/kendall-jenner?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); hang out [with Chloe GM here.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/chloe-grace-moretz?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**No. 3 JESSIE J vs.No. 6 HEIDI KLUM**  

These two, on the other hand, are old enough to know better:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/463225890-510x768.jpg "463225890-510x768-419x630")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/463225890-510x768-419x630?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Heidi, of course, is gorgeous. I just wish she would try something DIFFERENT.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/spl897331_002.jpg "spl897331_002-390x600")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/spl897331%5F002-390x600-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

We get it.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/464173404.jpg "464173404-390x600")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/464173404-390x600-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

WE GET IT.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Talent_Americas_Keidi_Klum_KMFF_042214_51390888.jpg "FFN_Talent_Americas_Keidi_Klum_KMFF_042214_51390888-510x743")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/ffn%5Ftalent%5Famericas%5Fkeidi%5Fklum%5Fkmff%5F042214%5F51390888-510x743?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**WE GET IT.**

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_SGP_AmFar_Event_092114_51536130.jpg "FFN_SGP_AmFar_Event_092114_51536130-390x600")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/ffn%5Fsgp%5Famfar%5Fevent%5F092114%5F51536130-390x600?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Well, now you just look like a perfume bottle. Not THAT different, Heidi. Talk to Tim. He will help. I promise.

I'm sort of surprised Heidi didn't get to THIS first:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_FLYUK_GQ_Awards_090214_51518284-510x685.jpg "FFN_FLYUK_GQ_Awards_090214_51518284-510x685-419x562")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/ffn%5Fflyuk%5Fgq%5Fawards%5F090214%5F51518284-510x685-419x562?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And the bodice on this might appeal to her:

[![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/spl911940_058-510x787.jpg "Jessie J")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/spl911940%5F058-510x787?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But I think we'd all fall over dead of shock if she were to turn up somewhere in leather overalls, over a crew-neck tee and under a giant coat:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jessie-j-jingle-ball-2014-FFN_BellBall_Stars_FLYUK_120714_51602038-510x765.jpg "jessie-j-jingle-ball-2014-FFN_BellBall_Stars_FLYUK_120714_51602038-510x765-419x628")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/jessie-j-jingle-ball-2014-ffn%5Fbellball%5Fstars%5Fflyuk%5F120714%5F51602038-510x765-419x628?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I don't even think Heidi ever goes anywhere cold, simply to avoid having to cover up so much of herself.

She'd dig the top bit of this:

[![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/AG049829_04-510x842.jpg "Jessie J")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/ag049829%5F04-510x842?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And she'd TOTALLY be into a bejewled bib-top, right?

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/ag042789_35-510x765.jpg "AG042789_35-510x765-419x628")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/ag042789%5F35-510x765-419x628?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Both ladies obviously offer more in their archives. [Heidi's are full of her enviable legs](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/heidi-klum?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); Jessie J's are [FULL of leather pants and overalls. Like, really full. ](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/jessie-j?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)I can prove it:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Jessie_J_FFUK_072314_51484996.jpg "FFN_Jessie_J_FFUK_072314_51484996-510x687")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2015-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/ffn%5Fjessie%5Fj%5Fffuk%5F072314%5F51484996-510x687?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

See? Told you.