> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part 1 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-sweet-sixteen-bjork-bracket-part-1/ - Published: 2015-03-26T17:00:05.000Z - Updated: 2015-03-25T23:19:33.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Charli XCX ![Charli XCX](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/ffn_grammy_awards1_kmff_020815_51648484-419x621.jpg) We begin with Charli, in an outfit she picked to look as '80s as possible. Fairly safe to say she succeeded. Although let's also be fair: If she'd shown up wearing this in the '80s, we'd have laughed about as hard. Crazy is crazy. ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/miley-cyrus-unicorn-onesie-spl873578_001-419x591.jpg) I assume Miley is aware that this is also a costume. ## Chari XCX ![charli xcx](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_RIJ_VMA2014_SET1_082414_51511113-390x600.jpg) Pure, hideous kitsch. ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/miley-cyrus-art-basel-jeremy-scott-459962066-390x600.jpg) Ditto. ## Charli XCX ![charli XCX](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/spl897409_002-510x906.jpg) The pattern on this is... truly bewildering. Also, is that some kind of yellow temporary tattoo under her chin? ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/461960054-419x629.jpg) Miley's take on separates, including truly dastardly footwear. ## Charli XCX ![charli xcx](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/spl939513_005-499x1000.jpg) And, DITTO. It's almost like I arranged these slides in a certain order on purpose!!!!!!! ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/miley-cyrus-spl814556_005-419x633.jpg) Please someone tell me her stint as an accessories designer (for Jeremy Scott, but still) is over. We don't need to live through this stuff again. ## Charli XCX ![charli xcx](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/AG051900_17-510x728.jpg) Charli is still stuck on the awful shoes thing. Charli, we've moved on. Come up with another trick please. ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/461986864-419x629.jpg) I believe this is called "giving up." ## Charli XCX ![charli xcx](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/charli-xcx-460508152-510x770.jpg) Here, Charli has opted for a kitschy love song to lipstick. ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/miley-cyrus-oscars-elton-john-464173450-419x629.jpg) Whereas this might be a kitschy love song to kitsch. ## Charli XCX ![charli XCX](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/charli-xcx-FFN_Billboard_Luncheon_GG_121214_51606367-419x643.jpg) ACK. ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/miley-cyrus-tom-ford-show-464009250-419x642.jpg) SWEAT DROPS. ## Charli XCX ![charli xcx](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Delta_Grammys_AFP_020515_51645101.jpg) Christina Hendricks would totally wear this if it hit her, like, right at the ankle bone. ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/458069262-510x738.jpg) Christina Hendricks would NEVER wear this, though, which might be why she is unlikely to go all the way in Fug Madness anytime soon. ## Charli XCX ![charli xcx](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_BritAwards_Stars1_FLYUK_022515_51664891.jpg) This has to be by the same person as the other dress we just saw her in, right? The fabric is pretty similar, although this version is more panty-oriented. ## MIley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/463029734-419x584.jpg) People really need to be careful where they leave their scissors. ANYONE could pick them up. ## Charli XCX ![charli xcx](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/charli-xcx-GQ-Man-of-the-Year-spl905950_045-510x757.jpg) Hey there, C-3PUgh. ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/miley-cyrus-FFN_KM_MTV_VMA_Arr_082414_51510907-510x766.jpg) It's not even a GOOD tube top. It's a POORLY FOLDED tube top. Let us not let our tube top standards sink to... oh never mind. ## Charli XCX ![charli XCX](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Billboard_Awards_KM_051814_51419040.jpg) Has anyone made the "more like Charli XXX" joke yet? I guess I just did. ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/125614PCN_Miley04-419x629.jpg) And Miley, of course, wants us all to see her boob pasties. ## Charli XCX ![charli xcx](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/charli-xcx-FFN_JingleBall_SCP_121214_51606917-419x701.jpg) Charli apparently forgot hers so she stuck them on the outside of her dress. Also, let us marvel anew that THIS IS SOLD AS A WEDDING DRESS BY BETSEY JOHNSON WHAAAAAAAAT. \[Warning: Next slide NSFW\] ## Miley Cyrus ![miley cyrus](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/miley-cyrus-instagram-nipple-pasties-09-2014-419x423.png) Remember when I said she wanted you to see the boob pasties? I meant it. (And for the record, that's not a rash on her neck; it's glitter.) These two women might be each other's soulmates. But for now, one has to gut the other. WHO WILL WIN? [Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part 1No. 2 MILEY CYRUS vs. No. 3 CHARLI XCX Or as I like to call this matchup: MY EYES!!!!!! \[poll id="12506"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/ffn_grammy_awards1_kmff_020815_51648484-419x621.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-sweet-sixteen-bjork-bracket-part-1-03-2015/)