Lady Gaga
We begin with this Alaia, which Gaga has chosen to pair with some gloves that might be in the mood... for MURDER.
Lady Gaga
I'm sure dressmakers LOVE the sheer trend, because you can spend all your time on the top part and then not actually finish it and WHO CARES.
Lady Gaga
It wouldn't be A Year In Gaga if she didn't wear something totally see-through. It's in her contract with the devil.
Lady Gaga
I've decided this was an homage to Cher.
Lady Gaga
"And another thing. The pate is bitter and the toast points are limp. It's an outrage. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY." [P.S. Don't sleep on her nipples. They're here. Like Waldo, you'll find them eventually.]
Lady Gaga
I guess she and Beyonce BOTH had bad bangs this year. Also, I feel like that outfit has to weigh thirty pounds.
Lady Gaga
In a nifty twist, SHE'S the Phantom and HE'S the singer she covets and drags into her catacombs.
Lady Gaga
I only just noticed that she seems to be holding in her right hand an extra piece of the hat. Like, the moon to its planet.
Lady Gaga
Nice thermals.
Lady Gaga
I will never NOT be creeped out by those shoes, after mistakenly thinking she had extra toes bubbling out the top of her foot.
Lady Gaga
If she wants to change up her look, all she has to is pluck off a piece of hair and fasten it somewhere unique.
Lady Gaga
I could do coats OR pants but not both. Then again, Lady Gaga is nothing if not a "both, AND..." kind of person.
Lady Gaga
Case in point. You can't get much more AND than this, even if it's more of an, "... and?!?!?!"
Kate Hudson
For this slide, I typed the word "This," and then didn't know where to go so I previewed the post for a proper view of the picture. It therefore showed only the word "This" on the slide next to it, and honestly, that's... kinda the size of it. This. Just "This."
Kate Hudson
THIS.
Kate Hudson
Lest you think Gaga was alone in The Peekabook Game in this matchup.
Kate Hudson
Kate was not afraid of The Sheers either, lest ye forget. I would have laughed at this and maybe had affectionate thoughts if she'd worn underwear with a sense of humor.
Kate Hudson
I'll give it to Kate that her bod is SELLING this thing, but I will also cling to my original theory: If this were on Heidi Klum we'd be like, "GET OVER YOURSELF." It also kind of looks like her waist is wearing a grill.
Kate Hudson
Perhaps you would not be cold enough for a scarf if your shirt closed?
Kate Hudson
That is a size too small, right?
Kate Hudson
This ALSO seems like it's sitting too low or too snug. Kate Hudson had some fit issues this year. (Though not fitness issues . DEFINITELY not those.)
Kate Hudson
This hurts. Actual, physical pain.
Kate Hudson
Nice try, Kate, but your pants can't hyptonize me into forgetting about the shirt.
Kate Hudson
And then... I mean. It's quite a closing salvo.