
It's probably not the worst thing in the world to be dressed like candy...technically speaking.

This does her no favors, and she DESERVES favors.

Same here.

Three's a trend.

I mean, at least now we know that there ARE other uses for table runners?

I feel like this is Kate's Salute to Kardashia. NEVER salute Kardashia.

This, even more so. YOU DESERVE MORE, KATE WALSH.

You were ADDISON MONTGOMERY. Get a hold of yourself!

And over to the aforementioned Planet Kardashia. Where people cheerfully wear latex with nary a worry about how the hell to get out of it at the end of the night.

I just decided that Kanye ate the holes in this, himself. FOR ART and because the mental image of him doing that makes me laugh.

This is not actual clothing. It's not really a real short and I think it's possible the jeans just disintegrated on her body.

This is so beautiful. (JK)

Oh, did we not mention that Kim Kardashian is in Wolf Hall?

This is just...hilarious. Also, I'd like to note that it's SO BAD that a stranger at Fashion Week leaned over and showed it to me on her phone and this caused us to realize we actually knew each other from Twitter! IT BROUGHT US TOGETHER!

PRETTY sure that jumpsuit requires a shirt?

I had blocked this from my brain.

Matching cleavage is a sign of true love, they say.

This is...not super flattering on her.

Someday, North is going to look at this from her desk in the White House and say, "that's why I decided to become Secretary of the Interior and don't really talk to my parents as much as I'd like."

This is a good example of those few months this summer where Kim was CONSTANTLY UPHOLSTERED.

Can you imagine sitting down in this?

I'm actually going to wear this to our first book signing. See you there!!!!

I DO think that, as far as dressing gowns go, this is not bad. As outerwear...

Our alien overlords have arrived!

So subtle, Kim. So so subtle.
