
I appreciate J Lo's ability to stare meaningfully into the middle distance in THIS outfit.

I also admire her ability to appear solemn in the face of this Pubic Patch.

I do think J Lo would make a tremendous majorette. That's not sarcasm. She's got flair!

THIS is A TRAVESTY against her body.

Points for enthusiasm?

Points for abs?

Points for creativity?

No points.

OH KEKE NO. NO. You know she just basically never wants to talk about this again.

Nor this, frankly.

This sort of seems like a cocoon...

Riddle me this: Which is worse, visible nipple rings or....

A dress that's basically black Glamour Don't bars?
