
I forgot her veiled baseball cap even HAPPENED. It was a busier year for her than we realized.

I guess she didn't have very much fun at the bachelorette party.

Speak up, Rihanna. I can't quite make out what you're saying.

Furry boob-lips are so last winter.

It's amazing that she has the huge fur ruff on, and is still making it a point to show us her nipple.

I would LOVE to wear that around my house while drinking a cocktail, but out in public? Pass.

This is the last in our Rihanna Accessorizes With Fur series. This entire OUTFIT is, in fact, just an accessory.

She is, safe to say, no stranger to self-confidence.

If she and Kim Kardashian make it to the final four, there will be some definite synergy.

This looks like a walk of shame somehow.

LOOK INTO PANTS.

Look into... anything else.

I hope she went around throwing her bosoms on check-out lanes to see if they beeped. What if it turns out they're on sale?

If Colonel Sanders had a party mansion like Hugh Hefner does, this would be the uniform of the waitstaff.

My first reaction is always t cringe at the pants, but it would be remiss to ignore that the shirt is ALSO problematic.

Do not let this woman tell your fortune. Down that path lies hallucinogens.

Half casino dealer, half lounge act.

Is she being EATEN, or regurgitated?

Oh, Rose. Rihanna might like to borrow that, actually. Maybe it can be the new Fug Madness crown. Then again, if it is, will EITHER of you get to wear it as such? ONE MUST FALL.
