> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part One - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-sweet-sixteen-madonna-bracket-part-one/ - Published: 2015-03-26T19:00:13.000Z - Updated: 2015-03-25T23:44:35.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/ag042789_35-510x765.jpg) She's really just wearing a necklace as a shirt, if you think about it. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_GG_BloodCancerGala_050714_51405180-510x714.jpg) Her face looks very apprehensive about this turn of events, and her face is correct. ## Jessie J ![jessie j](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jessie-j-AG036645_15-510x765.jpg) I actually ALMOST like this -- the error is that it's untucked separates, I think, and not (gulp) a jumpsuit, or some more tailored take. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/121136PCN_GQdinner11-419x920.jpg) She REALLY loves these tunics over matching pants. Now with added windows. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Jessie_J_FFUK_072314_51484996-390x600.jpg) I don't in ANY way condone this. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jessie-j-jingle-ball-2014-FFN_BellBall_Stars_FLYUK_120714_51602038-510x765.jpg) I keep looking at this and the last one and wondering if it's at all possible that they're the same, but no. She really does own more than one version. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/jingle-ball-2014-jessie-j-460171932-510x764.jpg) And THESE are a whole OTHER kind of untailored leather nonsense. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/460653282-390x600.jpg) The closest thing to a Snuggie. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/spl911940_058-510x787-419x646.jpg) I can't stop marveling that the ENTIRE POINT of this outfit was to have side cleav. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/AG049829_04-510x842-419x691.jpg) Disco inferno. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_GG_NBCUpfronts_051514_51413191-510x765.jpg) This is an unfug for me. It looks like she designed it on the top half only and then just folded it in half. ## Jessie J ![Jessie J](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_FLYUK_GQ_Awards_090214_51518284-510x685.jpg) Her arms are the most covered part of her. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/120949PCN_MuchMusic22-390x600.jpg) And now to Kendall, another girl with an inarguably lovely face who chooses to adorn it with CRAZY. Like this ode to her hip bones. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kendall_jenner_cannes_wenn21349862-510x765.jpg) I think that thing zips open so she can bring water bottles and a sandwich with her. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kadashian-vmas-2014-454106956-510x726-419x596.jpg) Kim must have picked this out. And Kendall looks sooooo delighted by this. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_RIJ_TEEN_CHOICE_SET1_081014_51499475.jpg) To describe the ways this is bananas would be an insult to the perceptiveness of your eyeballs. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_OTA_Celebs_FMA_090514_51521987.jpg) Amazingly the shirt is actually JUST as bad as the pants. ## Kendall Jenner ![v](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Kardashian_Klan_KET_062714_51463723.jpg) The world's denim lobby just burst into tears. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kendall_jenner_billboard_music_awards_spl759563_030-510x706-419x580.jpg) Lest you think Jessie J is the only person to wear a bib. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_GG_DuJourMag_Jenner_082814_51515025.jpg) She's not making it an easy decision. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_KM_KK_Jenner_061214_51449767.jpg) Nothing says "Welcome to my book signing at Barnes & Noble" quite like a bra-based jumpsuit. It's also worth noting that these two seem like the least likely people to write -- or "write," as the case surely is -- a dystopian fantasy. [I will present the Amazon page without comment](https://www.amazon.com/Rebels-City-Indra-Story-Livia/dp/1451694423/ref=sr%5F1%5F1?ie=UTF8&qid=1427326734&sr=8-1&keywords=kendall+jenner&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). ## Kendall Jenner ![kendall jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_RIJ_AMA2014_SET1_112314_51593085-510x721.jpg) So much potential. So much panty. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Coachella_Day2_ROCPREMCPR_041314_51382172-510x550.jpg) This actually might be the EXACT Coachella interpretation of that dress. ## Kendall Jenner ![Kendall Jenner](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/484640133-510x708.jpg) And, scene. By the way, like Omar in *The Wire*, Coachella is coming. [Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part OneNo. 3 JESSIE J vs. No. 7 KENDALL JENNER Everyone thinks it's Kim's year, but here comes little sis, storming her way through the bracket in her first eligible season. Can she knock out another perennial contender? \[poll id="12508"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/ag042789_35-510x765.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2015-sweet-sixteen-madonna-bracket-part-one-03-2015/)