Jessie J
She's really just wearing a necklace as a shirt, if you think about it.
Jessie J
Her face looks very apprehensive about this turn of events, and her face is correct.
Jessie J
I actually ALMOST like this -- the error is that it's untucked separates, I think, and not (gulp) a jumpsuit, or some more tailored take.
Jessie J
She REALLY loves these tunics over matching pants. Now with added windows.
Jessie J
I don't in ANY way condone this.
Jessie J
I keep looking at this and the last one and wondering if it's at all possible that they're the same, but no. She really does own more than one version.
Jessie J
And THESE are a whole OTHER kind of untailored leather nonsense.
Jessie J
The closest thing to a Snuggie.
Jessie J
I can't stop marveling that the ENTIRE POINT of this outfit was to have side cleav.
Jessie J
Disco inferno.
Jessie J
This is an unfug for me. It looks like she designed it on the top half only and then just folded it in half.
Jessie J
Her arms are the most covered part of her.
Kendall Jenner
And now to Kendall, another girl with an inarguably lovely face who chooses to adorn it with CRAZY. Like this ode to her hip bones.
Kendall Jenner
I think that thing zips open so she can bring water bottles and a sandwich with her.
Kendall Jenner
Kim must have picked this out. And Kendall looks sooooo delighted by this.
Kendall Jenner
To describe the ways this is bananas would be an insult to the perceptiveness of your eyeballs.
Kendall Jenner
Amazingly the shirt is actually JUST as bad as the pants.
Kendall Jenner
The world's denim lobby just burst into tears.
Kendall Jenner
Lest you think Jessie J is the only person to wear a bib.
Kendall Jenner
She's not making it an easy decision.
Kendall Jenner
Nothing says "Welcome to my book signing at Barnes & Noble" quite like a bra-based jumpsuit.
It's also worth noting that these two seem like the least likely people to write -- or "write," as the case surely is -- a dystopian fantasy. I will present the Amazon page without comment.
Kendall Jenner
So much potential. So much panty.
Kendall Jenner
This actually might be the EXACT Coachella interpretation of that dress.
Kendall Jenner
And, scene.
By the way, like Omar in The Wire, Coachella is coming.