Miley Cyrus
I've seen this look about 1700 times now, and it only now occurred to me that it MIGHT be pants.
Miley Cyrus
This is for sure NOT pants.
Miley Cyrus
The pantsularity of this was never in doubt, although I have doubts about a lot of the rest of it.
Miley Cyrus
In case you forgot, Miley went though a period of 2015 where she was ALL ABOUT her hip bones.
Miley Cyrus
Let's call this Exhibit B-Z.
Miley Cyrus
At least she's perky about it?
Miley Cyrus
Maybe Miley just really like it when people come up to her and check their makeup in her leg.
Miley Cyrus
And this is, obviously, the more glamorous, evening-wear cousin to the previous look.
Miley Cyrus
This is her Madonna phase.
Miley Cyrus
And this, her Cher Horowitz phase.
Kim Kardashian
And this, her -- oh, wait. that's Kim. Putting this slideshow together, it became clear to me that Miley loves color, and Kim utter shuns it. She is so monochrome. Which is interesting, because she's also sort of monoTONE.
Kim Kardashian
I always imagine Kim trying to climb into the back of a car in one of these get-ups and thinking, "I regret this."
Kim Kardashian
I just noticed that her shoes ALSO have grommets. You cannot say Kim is incapable of adherence to theme.
Kim Kardashian
I LITERALLY don't understand what this even IS anymore.
Kim Kardashian
If only she'd worn a mini this this. I could have made a Short Skirt/ Looooooong Jacket joke.
Kim Kardashian
The theme of this final game seems to be, "things I just noticed about this look," and here, it's that I'm pretty sure Kim is wearing a catsuit.
Kim Kardashian
Sigh.
Kim Kardashian
SIGH.
Kim Kardashian
Even Kanye looks unsure about this one.
Kim Kardashian
It amuses me how often Kim re-wears this one dress. It's one of the things she has in common with Duchess Kate: a fondness for the re-wear.
Kim Kardashian
In the interest of full disclosure, I thought this was the best of the Celebrity Naked Dresses at the Met.
Kim Kardashian
Somewhere in space, Chewbacca is thinking, "actually, I love that dress!"
Kim Kardashian
Somewhere in heaven, Bea Arthur is like, "hmmm, I do like that vest."
Kim Kardashian
Big finish!