Kim Kardashian
Did the world need a jumpsuit that came with pasties?
Miley Cyrus
I know it didn't need a formal gown made almost entirely, it looks, of duct tape.
Kim Kardashian
It's like Kim and Miley are both trapped in an endless Project Runway Unconventional Materials Challenge.
Miley Cyrus
You THINK she wore this to the gym but she ACTUALLY wore it to dinner. At least she can run from the paparazzi comfortably like this.
Kim Kardashian
If you wake up one morning and you feel just really REALLY really into aerobics.
Miley Cyrus
This slideshow has a LOT more pasties than I anticipated.
Kim Kardashian
Indeed, perhaps more boobs in general....
Miley Cyrus
Both figurative...
Kim Kardashian
...and literal.
Kim Kardashian
Kim has taken the definition of "shirt" and really stretched it.
Miley Cyrus
But honestly, so has Miley.
Kim Kardashian
They both wore some Cropped Items. This one was, I presume, made of soda can tabs?
Miley Cyrus
And this particular cropped look has the added benefit of being easily wiped down like a plastic tablecloth.
Miley Cyrus
They both also embraced the mesh.
Kim Kardashian
SO much mesh.
Miley Cyrus
And both likewise had a proud taste for leather.
Kim Kardashian
Even if said leather was not to all of our tastes.
Kim Kardashian
Kim never shied away from taking a risk? If we're going to try to temper this with faint praise.
Miley Cyrus
I'm sure she'd rather die than wear THIS. I kind of wish Kim WOULD wear this.
Kim Kardashian
Although this is kind of its equivalent.
Miley Cyrus
Kim would, however, have TOTALLY worn this if she'd gotten to it first.
Kim Kardashian
In fact, she very nearly did.
Miley Cyrus
Miley also had her moments with lace. (Although the lace here isn't the problem.) (The problem is the unicorn horn on top of her head.)
Kim Kardashian
The problem here, in case you're unclear, ARE ALL THE HOLES.
Miley Cyrus
The problem here is that...well. You are smart. You know. IT'S A FUZZY ADULT ONESIE. (Perhaps it is cozy.)
Kim Kardashian
These two have LITERALLY never EVER been described as cozy EVER.
Miley Cyrus
To be honest, though, I think Kanye is the person in this slideshow who might have the best chance at rocking these pants.
Kim Kardashian
No one is going to rock this. Not ever.