Serayah
I suspect this one outfit is the lynchpin of her entire Cinderella run here.
Serayah
Okay, that one outfit, and this one.
Serayah
... Fine, and this one. She's had QUITE a year.
Serayah
She said she picked this dress at the last minute and I believe it shows.
Serayah
Is this part-pillowcase?
Serayah
That fold over her chest is undesirable.
Serayah
Do we think the shirt is on backward? Does it matter?
Serayah
I would LOVE for David Schwimmer to pop in and ask her how she got in -- and out of -- those pants.
Serayah
An interesting use of a sports bra.
Jennifer Lopez
And now we come to J.Lo, who is wearing... a transparent gown bedecked with kisses. HOLA LOVERS, indeed.
Jennifer Lopez
This is precarious, and yet it's not even the most precarious thing in this slideshow.
Jennifer Lopez
Strategic Use of Bra No. 1.
Jennifer Lopez
Strategic Use of Bra No. 2.
Jennifer Lopez
Strategic Use of Pelvic Fabric Part the Umpteenth.
Jennifer Lopez
She ALMOST seems afraid to lift her hands from her crotch.
Jennifer Lopez
Do we think she has the largest quantity of see-through pants in her closet?
Jennifer Lopez
Was this an Elvis phase?
Jennifer Lopez
Wow, both of today's matchups feature a person wearing an actual net. Who knew?!?
Jennifer Lopez
So much blue string. Just think of the soup Bridget Jones could make with that.
Jennifer Lopez
I can't believe this dress isn't even the weirdest, nakedest thing she put on her body.
Jennifer Lopez
This is right up there. This is ... compelling. This should have been ripped straight from Eurovision.
Jennifer Lopez
But this... I want to be in the room where THIS happens. And then in the room where the post-show yelling commenced.