Fug Madness 2016 Elite Eight: Kim Kardashian v. Charli XCX

Kim Kardashian

This has to be one of those outfits that you pick up and think, "I might need written instructions for this."

Whereas this is one of those where you can tell that it could have been cute, under other circumstances.

I decided this was Kim's attempt to rock a Cruella de Vil vibe.

This feels sort of appropriate for Easter, at least? Thank you for being seasonally apt, Charli.

This could ALSO be seasonably apt, as it looks a bit like the packing materials you see on lovely spring fruits and vegetables.

This, to me, always feels like a bridesmaid dress that took a terribly wrong turn. Although that's more bridesmaids dresses than ought to be, truly.

I actually plan to make my bridesmaids wear THIS.

Doesn't it feel like this sheer trend has gone on FOREVER?

Kimberly's like, "ugh, tell me about it. Sometimes I just want to wear sweats."

Ooooh, maybe this is what the bride is wearing at the wedding in at which the mint green dress makes an appearance!

Kim has legitimately great taste in coats. This is not one of them.

I secretly think this is kind of fun. BONKERS. But fun.

This does NOT look fun.

Charli XCX wears a LOT of Westwood. Is she planning to transform into the musical Helena Bonham Carter?

I assume Kim is going to wear this on the night Game of Thrones premieres. I assume she makes Kanye wear a suit of armor, also, while they watch.

Kim might be peevish that she didn't get to this first.

Whereas Charli is like, "hmm, I'll pass on this one."

Being about to check your lipstick in your lap is not THE WORST thing in the world.

Oh, KIM.

Oh, XCX.

I confess that this, though wacky, would be fun to dance in.

As perhaps might this be.

Am I wrong that I think this was better than Beyonce's? Don't answer that.