Miley Cyrus

Here's the thing about Miley. She DOES always seems super pleased to see everyone. Her mien is totally, "HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS CRAZY THING I'M WEARING!" (I thought the ears felt seasonal, to open this post.)

Miley Cyrus

"HEY GUYS I'M WEARING PASTIES AND A CAPE!!!"

Kourtney Kardashian

Kourt, on the other hand, always seems like, "here we go again," which -- can you blame her? I feel like when your mom is Kris Jenner, many of your outings take on a "ugh, here we go again" flair.

Miley Cyrus

I really, really want someone to tell me if this outfit has a built-in modesty shield in the crotch. It HAS too, right? Like this is for sure a Secret Leotard, right? (Secret Leotard is also an amazing hipster band.)

Kourtney Kardashian

I have to admit that here, I keep getting distracted by whether or not Kris is in some kind of Shakespearean get-up. Imagine how delightful it would be if Kris Jenner spent the next year in a giant neck ruff!

Miley Cyrus

The first time we covered this, I noted that I was pretty sure this was once worn by a Spice Girl, and I stand by that.

Kourtney Kardashian

"I feel like I forgot something. Something important. I wonder what it is..."

Miley Cyrus

Full disclosure: Though this is nutty, I secretly thought it was also kind of cute.

Kourtney Kardashian

Full disclosure! I once owned something very much like this, in navy blue, and every time I put it on I thought, "WHAT am I WEARING?" and eventually I donated it.

Miley Cyrus

I don't think Miley has EVER thought, "WHAT am I WEARING," bless her.

Kourtney Kardashian

"You guys, what color are we wearing today? I lost Mom's memo."

Miley Cyrus

Something about this feels very True Blue-era Madonna to me, which is always a pleasure.

Kourtney Kardashian

Oh, Kourtney.

Miley Cyrys

Oh, Miley.

Kourtney Kardashian

I have questions.

Kourtney Kardashian

SO MANY QUESTIONS.

Miley Cyrus

She told us she was a wrecking ball.

Fug Madness 2016 Elite Eight: Kourtney Kardashian v. Miley Cyrus

(13) Kourtney Kardasian v. (3) Miley Cyrus Kourtney Kardashian is this year's Cinderella story, taking her low 13 seed all the way to the Elite Eight -- and barely. She dispatched Rita Ora last week by fewer than one hundred votes. (Speaking of Cinderella stories, remember the year that Ryan Cabrera went SUPER far on the strength of his crazy hair and how he sometimes would walk around with his nipple out? I miss that dude. Have we talked about how he and Avril Lavigne are dating now? Doesn't that feel so right?) Miley, on the other hand, made fairly quick work of Kate Hudson, who can now safely go back to being cute in commercials for her Fabletics line. Will Miley be able to take down a Kardashian? (FYI, Charli XCX beat Kylie last week, so we're already down one KardashiJenner, and Heidi Klum took out Kanye, so there's one-by-marriage gone.) [poll id="12680"]