Miley Cyrus
This slideshow is going to go from nakedest, to least naked, back to nakedest again. I just want you to feel prepared for the flow. Steel yourselves. Although if you're looking at this outfit, you probably already have an iron constitution.
Miley Cyrus
Deciding whether this or the previous outfit was technically nakeder... that's one of those days where I sit back and think, "This is my JOB?!?"
Miley Cyrus
I want J.Lo to wear this. Just to SEE.
Miley Cyrus
Sebastian the Crab no longer sings "Under The Sea" in "The Little Mermaid." He just shows Ariel this photo and then finds a microphone and drops it, and she's like, "You're right, I'm staying."
Miley Cyrus
I enjoy that this looks lie she's wearing that lady's head on her shoulder. Which isn't that far-fetched when you consider the stuff she made for Jeremy Scott.
Miley Cyrus
Better or worse than what Beyonce wore to the White House Egg Roll?
Miley Cyrus
If it were JUST the dress, then it'd actually be sort of cute.
Miley Cyrus
I have a lot of questions.
Miley Cyrus
Is this the Calgary Stampede Barbie outfit?
Miley Cyrus
Jess's comment yesterday that this is very much the "True Blue" era Madonna was SO APT. Now that's all I can see.
Jennifer Lopez
Okay now we switch to J.Lo, and HER most full-coverage choice. I love the lipstick and color, but all she really managed here was to find a new way to be TOO MUCH. I said at the time, and I still maintain, that it should have been a simple column under the cape.
Jennifer Lopez
I THINK there is... some sort of pink garment underneath this? So that it's not as naked as it seems? Honestly, I can't tell. So I just guessed. There's a point at which I can't furrow at it any longer.
Jennifer Lopez
Death is not an option: The pants or the hair?
Jennifer Lopez
I am as thrilled about this as she looks.
Jennifer Lopez
Miley would LOVE this. Which Jennifer may, in this moment, be realizing. And she may not be thrilled about it.
Jennifer Lopez
HOLA LOVERS. This dress is surprisingly extremely transparent.
Jennifer Lopez
Thanks be to Crotch Patch.
Jennifer Lopez
I may never get over this one.
Jennifer Lopez
I repeat: NEVER. It looks like a bursting balloon.
Jennifer Lopez
She clearly can't ever sit down in this, right? It will dig into her skin and leave a grid mark all over her body. Which we'll be able to SEE, because EVERYTHING ELSE SHE WEARS is naked.
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer. Why are you even DOING this to yourself?!?
Jennifer Lopez
"Heidifer Klumpez AT YOUR SERVICE!!!"
Jennifer Lopez
She is so, so pleased with herself here. She is so, so wrong.
Jennifer Lopez
It's amazing to me that this is not the worst thing she wore all year. (Have I said that already? I think I have. IT IS NEVER NOT AMAZING.) Something about the beading/crystal details on the dress reminds me of her feathered hairdo. It all... blends.
Jennifer Lopez
This is the worst one. It is. It just is. Even the netting looks like it's occluded by soap scum.