> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Charo Bracket, Part Two - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ - Published: 2016-03-22T19:00:37.000Z - Updated: 2016-03-22T01:31:43.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: Fug Madness, Charo Bracket, Fug Madness 2016, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46 In which January Jones takes on Kylie Jenner -- surely the first and last time these two will be pitted head-to-head in anything? -- and Gwen Stefani (who somehow knocked off Zendaya!) gets Charli XCX. Who probably wishes she *were* Gwen Stefani. --- [](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/2016-charo%5Fbracket%5Fgraphic-copy.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[***Kylie Jenner vs. January Jones***](#janjo) ยท [***CHarli XCX vs. Gwen Stefani***](#gwen) --- **3\. KYLIE JENNER vs. 6\. JANUARY JONES** These two women have extremely different aesthetics. This is...a thing that happened: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-481311066.jpg "GettyImages-481311066-390x600")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/) This is a thing that was gnawed on for several hours before Kylie realized she needed to get it away from the dog: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_FF13FF9VM_Kardashian_K_10302015_51893490.jpg "FFN_FF13FF9VM_Kardashian_K_10302015_51893490-419x555")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Fff13ff9vm%5Fkardashian%5Fk%5F10302015%5F51893490-419x555?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This...is an eyesore of tremendous proportions: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/kylie-tyga-435.jpg "kylie-tyga-435-390x580")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/kylie-tyga-435-390x580-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This is like a costume from Medieval Times Gone XXX (not to be confused with Medieval Times Gone Charli XCX, which is a whole other situation): [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KMFF_AMA_1_11222015_51915550.jpg "FFN_KMFF_AMA_1_11222015_51915550-419x626")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Fkmff%5Fama%5F1%5F11222015%5F51915550-419x626?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This is a thing where Tyga celebrates his no-longer-underage girlfriend's birthday with a car he may or may not have bought himself, and Kylie celebrates same with...well, an LBD. I guess that's not so terrible? [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KyJenner_Birthday_VMGO_080915_51819621.jpg "FFN_KyJenner_Birthday_VMGO_080915_51819621-510x691")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Fkyjenner%5Fbirthday%5Fvmgo%5F080915%5F51819621-510x691?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) However, she wore THIS to the AFTERPARTY FOR THE MET GALA! It's not the same as wearing it *to* the Met Gala, but there has to be some acreage between "party dress" and "destroyed denim diapers" for an event like that: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RihannaAfterParty_GG_050415_51731670-510x869.jpg "Kylie Jenner")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Frihannaafterparty%5Fgg%5F050415%5F51731670-510x869?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Even Bella Hadid seems to be thinking, "what have I done?" Actually, even KYLIE seems to want to disavow. After that, JanJo is almost a breath of fresh air. Please note: I SAID "ALMOST." This is as if she's in costume as a cheerful 90s private eye: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_POLO_101715_51881884.jpg "FFN_RIJ_POLO_101715_51881884-390x600")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Frij%5Fpolo%5F101715%5F51881884-390x600?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Here, as we've noted, she's high Fashion Gumby: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KM_Emmy_Arr1_092015_51856038-510x717.jpg "FFN_KM_Emmy_Arr1_092015_51856038-510x717-419x589")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Fkm%5Femmy%5Farr1%5F092015%5F51856038-510x717-419x589?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This is actually really cute except for the part where it goes all Bras Ahoy, which is a great name for the new lingerie store at your local mall: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-482309584.jpg "GettyImages-482309584-419x620")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/gettyimages-482309584-419x620-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This was at the SAGs, and I am bummed I didn't think to make the Statue of Liberty connection that so many of you smart readers did. Because that is exactly what this evokes. You missed a chance to have your purse be a tiny flame, January! [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-507619718.jpg "GettyImages-507619718-510x766")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/gettyimages-507619718-510x766-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) File this one under I DON'T EVEN KNOW. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-495947496.jpg "GettyImages-495947496-390x600")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/gettyimages-495947496-390x600-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) If you don't even know about either one of them,[ you can see January Jones's archives here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/january-jones?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [Kylie's here.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/kylie-jenner?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) **2\. CHARLI XCX vs. 10\. GWEN STEFANI** Charli XCX should be so lucky as to have Gwen's career. Can she at least wrest this Fug Madness thing out of her hands? She definitely brought her best crazy: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-504497062.jpg "GettyImages-504497062-419x629")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/) It's hard to top that, for sure, but this is also not super-great: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_FLYNETUKFF_LondonFashionFundraiser_022016_51976127.jpg "FFN_FLYNETUKFF_LondonFashionFundraiser_022016_51976127-419x666")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Fflynetukff%5Flondonfashionfundraiser%5F022016%5F51976127-419x666?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Nor this: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Elle_RC1_FFUK_022316_51977871.jpg "FFN_Elle_RC1_FFUK_022316_51977871-419x576")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Felle%5Frc1%5Fffuk%5F022316%5F51977871-419x576-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) NOR THIS, although it's sweet of her to give new life to the duvet like that: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_GG_amFar_Gala_021016_51967465.jpg "FFN_GG_amFar_Gala_021016_51967465-419x598")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Fgg%5Famfar%5Fgala%5F021016%5F51967465-419x598?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) And please never forget that she was once the world's saddest milkmaid: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_ART_ELYSIUM_SET1_010916_51942789.jpg "FFN_RIJ_ART_ELYSIUM_SET1_010916_51942789-419x607")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Frij%5Fart%5Felysium%5Fset1%5F010916%5F51942789-419x607?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Gwen also brought us her best impression of a formal screen door: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_AMA2015_SET1_112215_51915635.jpg "FFN_RIJ_AMA2015_SET1_112215_51915635-419x592")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Frij%5Fama2015%5Fset1%5F112215%5F51915635-419x592-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ...of a terrifically well-coiffed mechanic: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Stefani_Gwen_VAH_032515_51690576.jpg "FFN_Stefani_Gwen_VAH_032515_51690576-510x712")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ffn%5Fstefani%5Fgwen%5Fvah%5F032515%5F51690576-510x712?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ...of a fashion-forward Eagle Scout: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-473689772.jpg "GettyImages-473689772-419x765")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/gettyimages-473689772-419x765-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ....of a major mesh lingerie bag enthusiast: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-499758886.jpg "GettyImages-499758886-419x610")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/gettyimages-499758886-419x610?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) And, finally, of someone who might suddenly really be getting addicted to attention: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-513021722.jpg "Gwen Stefani in Yanina Couture")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2016-round-two-charo-bracket-part-two-03-2016/gettyimages-513021722-419x629-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Who shall prevail? That's up to you. If you care to review [Charli's archives, they're here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/charli-xcx?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Gwen's [archives live here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/gwen-stefani?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).