> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Part Two - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-round-two-madonna-bracket-part-two-03-2016/ - Published: 2016-03-22T20:00:08.000Z - Updated: 2016-03-22T20:28:06.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: Fug Madness, Fug Madness 2016, Madonna Bracket, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46 This bracket had another 50-50 tie, percentage-wise, with a vote-count margin almost identical to that of Mara vs. Bosworth. By a mere 47 votes, Beyonce squeezed past Rose McGowan's mesh pants, for the right to take on decisive victor Chloe Grace Moretz (bye bye, J. Moore). Nobody REALLY thought Swifty could take out J.Lo... and indeed, she did not. La Lopez's easy victory sets the table for her to feast on another musician: Ellie Goulding, who beat back Swift rival Katy Perry, 55 percent to 45 percent. Portmanteaux: Chloyonce, Jellie --- [](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/2016-madonna%5Fbracket%5Fgraphic2-copy.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[***Chloe Grace Moretz vs. Beyonce***](#chloyonce) ยท [***Jennifer Lopez vs. Ellie Goulding***](#jellie) --- **No. 4\. CHLOE GRACE MORETZ vs. No. 5 BEYONCE** We've used this picture plenty, but I never tire of it. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_5thWave_PCall_CHP_012016_51951323.jpg "FFN_5thWave_PCall_CHP_012016_51951323-419x531") I even thought about a cropped version that just showcases the shirt, but I couldn't do it. Because the full monty is just such an INSANE DELIGHT, and the necktie ends up crossing in the back and attaching to the blouse, which... it's a web of hell. I'm beginning to wonder if Chloe tries to draw strength in numbers. Perhaps she is hoping group shots will mask the fug: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-499987072.jpg "GettyImages-499987072-419x617")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-499987072-419x617.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Unfortunately for her, NOTHING will mask that. I will be seeing it behind my eyelids at night forevermore, while a puppy softly screams. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-505051796.jpg "AwesomenessTV Special Fan Screening Of "The 5th Wave" - Red Carpet") This outfit is busier than we were last year. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_METGala_OTA_050415_51731818.jpg "FFN_METGala_OTA_050415_51731818-390x600")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN%5FMETGala%5FOTA%5F050415%5F51731818-390x600.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Real talk: I WOULD buy a weekender or a nice handbag with that lining, but as a dress -- at the China-themed Met Gala, even -- it's not cutting it. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-506028582.jpg ""The 5th Wave" - Photocall") She DOES Love those shoes. And she's right; they're cute. I don't know about the ruffled tongue unfurling over her chest here, though. It's not terrible, but it's ALSO busy, and I think maybe CGM and "busy" are not friendly bedfellows. Let's not beat around the bush. Or the beysh, as it were. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_METGala_NYC_050415_51731263.jpg ""China: Through The Looking Glass" Costume Institute Benefit Gala") That is obviously the cornerstone of her campaign this year. I almost wanted to post ONLY that outfit, just to see if it was enough without any supporting visuals. But Fug Madness is SERIOUS BUSINESS Y'ALL and Beyonce did not parade around town in these other outfits so that we'd totally ignore them. And so: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Knowles_Beyonce_GG_063015_51787239.jpg "Beyonce") Lousy casualwear: check. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Beyonce_CHP_072715_51809832-419x684-1.jpg "FFN_Beyonce_CHP_072715_51809832-419x684-1") Unfortunate fit: check. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Beyonce_CHP_071415_51798818.jpg "Beyonce") Shorts So Tiny That She Refused to Move The Purse From Her Crotch The Entire Time She Walked From Her Car, Which Seems Problematic, Unless She -- Because She Likes Headlines Of Any Stripe -- Was Hoping To Spark Pregnancy Speculation By Hiding Her Abdomen: check. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-510507864.jpg "GettyImages-510507864-419x629")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-510507864-419x629.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) The Queen of *Tragique*stan: check. **Archives**: [Chloe Grace Moretz](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/chloe-grace-moretz?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), [Beyonce](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/beyonce?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) **No. 1 JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. No. 9 ELLIE GOULDING** Okay. We've seen two of their signature looks ad nauseum from the front, so I'm going to bring you the other side. First up, the "tails" side of [Ellie's coin](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/amas-fug-carpet-ellie-goulding-in-alexandre-vauthier-haute-couture-11-2015/): [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_AMA2015_SET2_112215_51915734.jpg "Kylie and Kendall Jenner at The 2015 American Music Awards in LA")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/jennifer-lopez-american-music-awards-GettyImages-498365482-510x767.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Her shoulder has its own ponytail. And Jennifer's dress, you likely recall, [looked like this from the front](https://www.gofugyourself.com/american-music-awards-lopezly-played-jennifer-lopez-11-2015?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)... ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/jennifer-lopez-american-music-awards-GettyImages-498365482-510x767.jpg "Jennifer Lopez") And from the back, it's like a cat scratched a hammock. Let's see how else they stack up head-to-head. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_ITVGala_Stars_FFUK_111915_51913051.jpg "ITV Gala") Sudden bra? J.Lo's got that covered too: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Lopez_Jennifer_CHP_052915_51758249.jpg "Jennifer Lopez") This is going to be one long battle of the Sheers, y'all. It's hard to avoid. Look: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Goulding_Elle_FFUK_121215_51929841.jpg "40 Principales Music Awards Photocall") And then this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KM_AmericanIdol_051315_51739952.jpg "Jennifer Lopez") Oh, but Ellie isn't done: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Goulding_Elle_FFUK_121215_51928234.jpg "FFN_Goulding_Elle_FFUK_121215_51928234-390x600")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN%5FGoulding%5FElle%5FFFUK%5F121215%5F51928234-390x600.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Neither, though, is Jennifer: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-482003048.jpg "GettyImages-482003048-419x628")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-482003048-419x628.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Ellie's got a lace-up pirate wench thing going on here: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_GlamAwards_RC_FFUK_060215_51762211.jpg "Glamour Women Of The Year Awards") And this, I think, is open everywhere Ellie's is closed: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_BILLBOARDS_SET1_051715_51745056.jpg "Jennifer Lopez") I wonder if this was supposed to be a shirt. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_FLYUK_GOULDING_E_11272015_51918453.jpg "Ellie Goulding Spotted Rocking A Black Dress While On A Night Out In London") Perhaps Jennifer can loan her some fabric: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_JLopezRC_RIA_091915_51855027.jpg "Jennifer Lopez") We're nearing the end of our journey here. Ellie first would like to remind you that you knew her growing up when she was Pebbles Flintstone: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/victorias-secret-fashion-show-red-carpet-GettyImages-496565438.jpg "victorias-secret-fashion-show-red-carpet-GettyImages-496565438-390x600")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/victorias-secret-fashion-show-red-carpet-GettyImages-496565438-390x600.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Jennifer would like to remind you of her rump: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_METGala_OTA_050415_51731390.jpg "Jennifer Lopez") I'm not sure what is worse here: The dress with its sleeves that ate her hands, or the SHOES she's got on with it. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-495548512.jpg "GettyImages-495548512-510x793")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-495548512-510x793.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Then again: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/jennifer-lopez-american-music-awards-GettyImages-498363238-510x767.jpg "Jennifer Lopez") That's a tough act to follow. **Archives**: [Jennifer Lopez](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/jennifer-lopez?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), [Ellie Goulding](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/ellie-goulding?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)