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# Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Beyonce v. Jennifer Lopez
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-sweet-sixteen-beyonce-v-jennifer-lopez/
- Published: 2016-03-25T19:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2016-03-24T23:58:38.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Beyonce

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/beyonce-met-gala-met-ball-2015-china-472181284-390x600.jpg)

Let's be real, here. Beyonce did not really go out much this year. Her entire Fug Madness run, more or less, is predicated on this. Which is TRULY AWFUL, yes.

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-510507864-419x629.jpg)

Okay, also this didn't help.

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-493487474-390x600.jpg)

And this was not great -- her fondness for that high pony confounds me. Beyonce is SO PRETTY and the hair feels really Ariana Grande on her.

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_GG_Beyonce_JayZ_052015_51749403-510x898.jpg)

But that's basically all we have to work with. Sure, she went walking around in stuff that was questionable sometimes. (This might have been cute were it not for the bra.)

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Beyonce_CHP_071415_51798818-419x638.jpg)

This is definitely confusing -- that vest and those shorts were never meant to have this assignation.

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Knowles_Beyonce_GG_063015_51787239-419x667.jpg)

And I'm never in favor of this dress, because it makes EVERYONE look as if her thigh has burst through the side of it. But, honestly, that's about the size of it (her performance gear is ineligible).

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/471713336-419x629.jpg)

Over to La Lopez who, in the interest of even disclosure, I must note went out A LOT. And say what you will about J. Lo, but she never phones it in.

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_JLopezRC_RIA_091915_51855027-419x582.jpg)

This MIGHT be a superhero costume, secretly.

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KM_AmericanIdol_051315_51739952-419x664.jpg)

This is both sad AND naked. Shouldn't nudity ideally always bring joy?

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Lopez_Jennifer_CHP_052915_51758249-419x553.jpg)

I mean...better than the alternative?

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_METGala_OTA_050415_51731390-419x642.jpg)

J Lo did not let Beyonce go alone into that side-butt-infested night at the Met Gala.

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-482003048-419x628.jpg)

This feels like the Business Casual version of her previous look.

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_BILLBOARDS_SET1_051715_51745056-419x639.jpg)

This is perhaps a miracle of engineering.

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/jennifer-lopez-american-music-awards-GettyImages-498355466-510x630.jpg)

Heather's copy on this, the first time we saw it, said, "the angel of death is here to SEX YOU UP!" and I can't top that.

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/jennifer-lopez-american-music-awards-GettyImages-498356486-510x738.jpg)

"Greetings! I am dressed like packing material!"

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/jennifer-lopez-american-music-awards-GettyImages-498363238-510x767-419x630.jpg)

I feel like walking in this had to have been a thrill a minute.

## Jennifer Lopez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/jennifer-lopez-american-music-awards-GettyImages-498365482-510x767-419x630.jpg)

What better way to end this slideshow?

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