Beyonce
Let's be real, here. Beyonce did not really go out much this year. Her entire Fug Madness run, more or less, is predicated on this. Which is TRULY AWFUL, yes.
Beyonce
Okay, also this didn't help.
Beyonce
And this was not great -- her fondness for that high pony confounds me. Beyonce is SO PRETTY and the hair feels really Ariana Grande on her.
Beyonce
But that's basically all we have to work with. Sure, she went walking around in stuff that was questionable sometimes. (This might have been cute were it not for the bra.)
Beyonce
This is definitely confusing -- that vest and those shorts were never meant to have this assignation.
Beyonce
And I'm never in favor of this dress, because it makes EVERYONE look as if her thigh has burst through the side of it. But, honestly, that's about the size of it (her performance gear is ineligible).
Jennifer Lopez
Over to La Lopez who, in the interest of even disclosure, I must note went out A LOT. And say what you will about J. Lo, but she never phones it in.
Jennifer Lopez
This MIGHT be a superhero costume, secretly.
Jennifer Lopez
This is both sad AND naked. Shouldn't nudity ideally always bring joy?
Jennifer Lopez
I mean...better than the alternative?
Jennifer Lopez
J Lo did not let Beyonce go alone into that side-butt-infested night at the Met Gala.
Jennifer Lopez
This feels like the Business Casual version of her previous look.
Jennifer Lopez
This is perhaps a miracle of engineering.
Jennifer Lopez
Heather's copy on this, the first time we saw it, said, "the angel of death is here to SEX YOU UP!" and I can't top that.
Jennifer Lopez
"Greetings! I am dressed like packing material!"
Jennifer Lopez
I feel like walking in this had to have been a thrill a minute.
Jennifer Lopez
What better way to end this slideshow?