
Heather pointed out last week that we may have all missed the fact that Kanye MAY HAVE gone shirtless under his tux to the Met.

He for sure wore sweats to the VMAs.

I think this is just laundry day.

Kanye LOVES the distressed look.

This is EXTRA distressed.

The distressed look continues. (This was on Easter Sunday; part of me thinks this was his rebellious response to Kris Jenner's memo about the dress code.)

I do want to note that North West is SO CUTE. I look forward to her deciding to leave all these dingbats behind to become the UN Secretary General.

Yes, this is the same tunic as the slide prior, just in navy.

Kanye does like Kleavage.

This is like...slightly fashion-forward dental office? (Kim's face looks really good here.)

Robert Kardashian is really having a moment. I feel like someone needs to get this shirt to David Schwimmer.

OVER TO HEIDI.

This is just...not good. It looks unfinished because whoever was making it was like, "NO WAIT I CAN'T."

This dress is awful, but also I'm obsessed with how she missed her midriff in the self-tanning extravaganza.

Sometimes even Heidi feels bloated, you guys.

TINSEL FACTORY EXPLOSION

This was a memory for all of us to cherish.

In case you were longing to see it closer.

BIG FINISH.
