> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Charli XCX vs. Kylie Jenner - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-sweet-sixteen-charli-xcx-vs-kylie-jenner/ - Published: 2016-03-25T18:00:24.000Z - Updated: 2016-03-24T23:58:04.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46 ## Charli XCX ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/gettyimages-504497062-419x629.jpg) We begin with a disco handkerchief through which belly-button is clearly visible. If this woman serves you a cocktail, there MIGHT be glitter in it, and it MIGHT have come from a weird place that is neither you NOR her. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KM_MTV_VMA_Arr_083015_51836969-510x847-419x695.jpg) *Crotching Hemline, Shrunken Balmain*. ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Elle_RC1_FFUK_022316_51977871-419x576.jpg) I enjoy doing these back-and-forth slideshows because it lets me see if there is ANY common language between the contenders' fuggery. Here, we have Charli and some unfortunate hair in a very bad, very shiny outfit. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-510656344.jpg) And HERE, we have an unfortunate wig (I THINK?) in a very STRANGE, very shiny outfit. ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-494231804-510x766.jpg) She just loves wearing mylar. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/kylie-jenner-espy-awards-GettyImages-480863250-510x743.jpg) And she loves gold. She doesn't actually look terrible in this, but the context: It was a burning summer day in July at the ESPYs and this outfit says neither "day," "July," nor "ESPYs." ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_XCX_CHarli_FFUK_022016_51975650-419x571.jpg) Charli is unafraid of mesh, you ought to know. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/kylie-tyga-435-390x580.jpg) Apparently neither is Kylie, although I am certainly terrified of it now. ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_FLYNETUKFF_LondonFashionFundraiser_022016_51976127-419x666.jpg) This is an elementary science fair project called All The Bugs That Died On Grandma's Screen Door In Florida This Summer. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KMFF_AMA_1_11222015_51915550-419x626.jpg) Symbolic of the chains she wears as a member of Clan Jendashian, or just... some risque leather-and-metal thing she put on for headlines? OR BOTH? ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_GG_amFar_Gala_021016_51967465-419x598.jpg) Even when Charli tries to wear something that could be construed as MARGINALLY more classic, it comes out looking like bedding that failed quality control. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-504464104-419x611.jpg) This could be worse, although the peekaboo triangles over her pelvis mean we can see her navel. ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_ART_ELYSIUM_SET1_010916_51942789-419x607.jpg) Little Bo Peep was like, "Screw my sheep. If they don't appreciate that I feed them and give them a place to live then FUCK IT. I'M GOING DANCING." ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-481311066-390x600.jpg) Oy. ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/charli-xcx-GettyImages-476783816-419x706.jpg) Switching to suiting for a second, this is baggy and billowy and apparently each pant leg has Jolie aspirations. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-488126184.jpg) That could be a lot worse, although the tube top always makes me think I need to refocus my eyes. ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-511434204-419x628.jpg) This makes me sure I need to CLOSE my eyes. Those shoes are such a flashback. Mine didn't have heels that big, but... sigh. We didn't know better. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RihannaAfterParty_GG_050415_51731670-510x869-419x713.jpg) Kylie wore that to a Met Ball afterparty. It also seems really weird to shield yourself from photographers when you are WALKING TO A MET BALL AFTERPARTY. But whatever. I probably would, too, in those shorts. ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/charli-xcx-mtv-movie-awards-2015-469503928-419x630.jpg) Whenever I see this outfit, I think, "Spaceball 1\. It's gone to PLAID." Ludicrous Speed benefits no one. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_FF13FF9VM_Kardashian_K_10302015_51893490-419x555.jpg) Does Kris have a moth problem at Stately Kardashian Manor? ## Charli XCX ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_PFW_Flowerbomb_CHP_070815_51793965-419x655.jpg) I have stared at this TIME AND TIME AGAIN to see if that's a massive purse she's carrying. And I'm 99.9 percent sure it's not. It's sewn right onto the dress. SAY WHAT. [Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Charli XCX vs. Kylie JennerKylie has coasted here relatively unchallenged. Charli XCX should change that. Your easy ride is OVER, Jenner. \[poll id="12678"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/gettyimages-504497062-419x629.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-sweet-sixteen-charli-xcx-vs-kylie-jenner-03-2016/)