Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Jaime King v. Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski

I said it before, and I stand by this: I almost wish it were just hotpants.

I do like the color?

Maybe this is a salute to Brenda Walsh?

Maybe she just escaped from the pool? This COULD BE a totally reasonable cover-up.

I've seen this dress 50 times, and only JUST now noticed that the pleats at the bottom are sheer. Maybe THAT'S why she's a model.

Somewhere, Fug Madness Winner Vanessa Hudgens is thinking, "I loooove those pants!"

I kind of want Vanessa Hudgens to weigh in on all of these. She'd definitely like these sneakers (so do I).

The Hudge also loves a long skirt.

"Wear it to Coachella!" she'd say, cheerfully.

I actually sort of want to see Vanessa Hudgens wear this, now that we've gone down this route. I might really miss Vanessa Hudgens.

Those trousers are quite... breezy?

And it never hurts to have an extra sleeve or two in case someone loses one.