> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Kate Hudson vs. Miley Cyrus - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-sweet-sixteen-kate-hudson-vs-miley-cyrus/ - Published: 2016-03-25T15:00:32.000Z - Updated: 2016-03-25T02:35:36.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46 ## Kate Hudson ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/gettyimages-504391544-e1452485446149-419x634.jpg) LET'S BEGIN. And this outfit, which won Worst Dressed of the Golden Globes, is a stellar place for a kickoff. Also, it very much upsets me that [this see-through Julien Macdonaldthat she wore](https://www.gettyimages.com/license/481637420?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) was not in our image subscription, but please check it out and consider its sins as well. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/miley-cyrus-GettyImages-496214762-419x657.jpg) She is maybe someone who should NEVER be allowed a glue gun. ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-511290054-510x739.jpg) Oof. Muddy, see-through, pleated, and baggy. Not words one would expect to see used in concert with one another. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-486024330_master-510x766.jpg) The Tin Man is all, "MY DAUGHTER NEVER LISTENS TO ME ANYMORE IT MAKES ME INSANE." ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-509322150-510x766.jpg) For a long time I couldn't tell if this was a dress or pants. Then I noticed I can see the carpet through her legs. IT'S PANTS. Or more accurately, a jumpsuit. A busy as HELL jumpsuit. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-499493624-419x630.jpg) Amusingly, this is Miley wearing something that [Lady Gaga attempted a year earlier](https://www.gofugyourself.com/casual-fuggerday-the-latest-in-lady-gaga-03-2014/lady-gaga-steps-out-in-sparkling-pink-suit-as-she-stops-by-the-z100-radio-station-in-new-york-city?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I'm surprised Miley didn't try to pull out more stops. It's like she's not even trying. ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_ER_LA_MER_Party_101315_51878230-419x671.jpg) This thing is a mess, as is her bronzer. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/gettyimages-490894480-419x629.jpg) I'm surprised she didn't just glue a bunch of peeps to her own naked body. ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-494394230-510x766.jpg) This is more of a straight-faced attempt at formalwear, but to me it looks... moldy. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-499664002-419x628.jpg) Do her socks light up? They should. ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KMFF_VANITY_FAIR_1_2272016_519827261-510x729-419x598.jpg) Another straight-up effort that went terribly wrong on her. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/miley-cyrus-amfar-GettyImages-477359226-510x765-419x628.jpg) I giggle at this. I find it OTT in a charming way, rather than a queasy one. ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-511173752-510x366.jpg) Well... I mean, it's a hole in her sleeve. By design? A rip? A winky cutout? No idea. But it's for sure confusing. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/miley-cyrus-jimmy-kimmel-GettyImages-485467404-419x628.jpg) I might love that jacket. Can we #freejacket? ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-508865072-510x765-419x628.jpg) Kate Hudson also loves a little peekaboo. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-486010184_master-510x765-419x628.jpg) Maybe just not THIS much. ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_PFW_VersaceParty_SGP_012514_51637189-510x339-419x278.jpg) But still plenty. ## Miley Cyrus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-485978448_master-510x767-419x630.jpg) We were covering the red carpet at these VMAs, and all the really famous people only walked a tiny part of it and then went inside, and 97 percent of the journalists got only, like, the cast of Awkward and one Nick Jonas sighting. I can see why now. Also, that's a pretty good way to end this, no? It's VOTING TIME. [Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Kate Hudson vs. Miley CyrusThis, so far, has gone as the seedings foretold: Miley Cyrus muscled past Jennifer Morrison, and Kate Hudson ended Miranda Kerr's reign of terror. What remains is two very different types of thirst. \[poll id="12679"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/gettyimages-504391544-e1452485446149-419x634.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-sweet-sixteen-kate-hudson-vs-miley-cyrus-03-2016/)