Kim Kardashian
Well. I started with a bang. I actually have no problem with her going body-con while pregnant -- show it off, enjoy it, be proud -- but there's a difference between "body con" and wearing a glorified resistance band.
Kim Kardashian
I enjoy that she's artfully making sure the coat is slipping off just-so, lest we miss the cleav.
Kim Kardashian
That is one long shirt.
Kim Kardashian
On the one hand, it seems weird to me to wear something that ... revealing ... to your book signing. On the other hand, it's pretty much what every person who'd go to a Kim Kardashian book signing would want to see, so girlfriend clearly knows her audience.
Kim Kardashian
Shrug.
Kim Kardashian
I wonder if she's the first person to have a virtually identical dress eligible in back to back years. (The other two version of this helped propel her to victory in FM 2015.)
Kim Kardashian
Someone remind her "Cersei" is not spelled with a K.
Kim Kardashian
I forgot this happened, and it makes me almost speechless.
Kim Kardashian
Sometimes I look at her and think, "I DO want to be in the room where it happens. Because I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS."
Kim Kardashian
This is astonishingly similar to what I wore to my emergency C-section.
Kim Kardashian
This is nude-ish, yes, but it's also crazy similar to something Beyonce had already worn to a Met Ball.
Chloe Sevigny
This is maybe the polar opposite of what Kim wore to the same event.
Chloe Sevigny
Lest you think Kim has the monopoly on sheers in this matchup.
Chloe Sevigny
I just feel like you don't wear this unless you're in school with Blair Waldorf. And your name is Jenny Humphrey.
Chloe Sevigny
I think it's the cat meandering across the hem that really cements this insanity of this.
Chloe Sevigny
The dress, whatever. THE SHOES, though. Even Betty White just shuddered and thought, "They're so GERIATRIC."
Chloe Sevigny
To quote Thomas Jefferson, "Whaaaaat?"
Chloe Sevigny
At least she's COMMITTED to this aesthetic.
Chloe Sevigny
I am wondering if someone's grandmother made that sweater.
Chloe Sevigny
I had NO IDEA Lanz of Salzburg started making business separates.
Chloe Sevigny
This feels like the right button to Chloe's Year in Fug. It's one of the first things she wore that was eligible, and it set the tone for the rest of the period. It. Is. Bonkers.