> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Rita Ora vs. Kourtney Kardashian - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-sweet-sixteen-rita-ora-vs-kourtney-kardashian/ - Published: 2016-03-24T16:00:59.000Z - Updated: 2016-03-24T16:13:55.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46 ## Rita Ora ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/ffn_ora_rita_svg_081115_51821073-419x653.jpg) We begin with an existential question for the ages: When is a shirt not a shirt? I would argue: RIGHT NOW. ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_TIMURSVG_Kardashians_NYC_2102016_51966517-419x563.jpg) That is, I think, arguably closer to a shirt's family tree. But it's a very very distant cousin. Whereas Rita's was adopted from Planet Hosiery. ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Harpers_Bazaar_DCohen_091615_51852155-510x810-419x665.jpg) Her face is so good and dramatic. The outfit is ALSO full of drama, but the very confusing kind. Like watching the rough cut of a movie that's still very much a work in progress and doesn't have any of the stirring music in it yet. ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Celebs_NiceGuy_THU_021516_51972029-419x575.jpg) Borrowed from Kim, or all her own? ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/vmas-2015-rita-oraGettyImages-485983390-510x767-419x630.jpg) Definitely not my favorite of her gowns, but what I REALLY wish was different: her lips. They don't need to be a heavy color, but nor should they be beige'd off her face. ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KyJenner_Birthday_VMGO_080915_51819685-510x738-419x606.jpg) That's actually flesh-tone fabric and not her skin, right? Not that it makes the jumpsuit any more attractive. ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Ora1_Rita_FLYUK_031815_51684226-419x608.jpg) That one silver piece would, if it were expanded upon make such a cute bathing suit. ALAS, that was not to be its fate today. ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_Kardashian_Sisters_VM_070715_51792570-510x387-419x317.jpg) That's ALSO what I wore to Easter services. ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/rita-ora-billboard-music-awards-473805378-419x629.jpg) Doesn't it appear she's making EXTRA sure that we can see the buttock? ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KardsOut_StBarts_TRB_081715_51826095-419x551.jpg) Nobody will ever be able to make sense of this. Not if mankind is given a century of perspective before weighing in again. It simply will not add up to "Yes." ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-506628018-419x595.jpg) Couture intestines. ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KM_MTV_VMA_Arr_083015_51836963-510x789.jpg) This is to prove that Kourtney does actually sometimes pull it together when a formal red carpet event appears on her radar. ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/rita-ora-brit-awards-2015-GettyImages_464375628-419x629.jpg) Rita also can, although this may not be one such time.I just can't tell of the train is built into her pant legs somehow, or what. ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-509648120_master-510x339-419x278.jpg) That feels like as smooth a transition into the Balmain shorts romper as we're ever going to get. ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KM_KatyPerry_Prem_090815_51844776-510x742.jpg) I'm totally on board with her head and feet here. And taken individually some of those pieces might've worked. It was just so aggressively *circus* to put them all together in one outfit. ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_FF9FF13VM_Kardashian_Ivy_072615_51809440-510x667-419x547.jpg) I am just worried she's going to fall out of that top and not notice. Also, I never tire of wondering why every Kardashian is layered up to the nines and Mason is in a tank top. Then again, my own dudes don't seem to feel air temperature the same way I do. AH YOUTH. ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_XFactor_Audition_FFUK_071615_51800313-510x759.jpg) I repeat: AH YOUTH. ## Kourtney Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_FF13FF9VM_Kardashian_K_10302015_51893495-419x534.jpg) She looks... comfortable? ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_XFactor_Audition_FFUK_072115_51804914-419x584.jpg) She is FULLY going to mess up your taxes. [Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Rita Ora vs. Kourtney KardashianRita once dated Rob Kardashian. Kourtney is, at least in a technical and biological sense if not perhaps much of a visible or emotional one, Rob's sister. So this is ALMOST all-in-the-family. One will float off into the sunset, and one will survive to fire her fashion cannons another day. \[poll id="12677"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/ffn_ora_rita_svg_081115_51821073-419x653.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2016-sweet-sixteen-rita-ora-vs-kourtney-kardashian-03-2016/)