Rita Ora
We begin with an existential question for the ages: When is a shirt not a shirt? I would argue: RIGHT NOW.
Kourtney Kardashian
That is, I think, arguably closer to a shirt's family tree. But it's a very very distant cousin. Whereas Rita's was adopted from Planet Hosiery.
Rita Ora
Her face is so good and dramatic. The outfit is ALSO full of drama, but the very confusing kind. Like watching the rough cut of a movie that's still very much a work in progress and doesn't have any of the stirring music in it yet.
Kourtney Kardashian
Borrowed from Kim, or all her own?
Rita Ora
Definitely not my favorite of her gowns, but what I REALLY wish was different: her lips. They don't need to be a heavy color, but nor should they be beige'd off her face.
Kourtney Kardashian
That's actually flesh-tone fabric and not her skin, right? Not that it makes the jumpsuit any more attractive.
Rita Ora
That one silver piece would, if it were expanded upon make such a cute bathing suit. ALAS, that was not to be its fate today.
Kourtney Kardashian
That's ALSO what I wore to Easter services.
Rita Ora
Doesn't it appear she's making EXTRA sure that we can see the buttock?
Kourtney Kardashian
Nobody will ever be able to make sense of this. Not if mankind is given a century of perspective before weighing in again. It simply will not add up to "Yes."
Rita Ora
Couture intestines.
Kourtney Kardashian
This is to prove that Kourtney does actually sometimes pull it together when a formal red carpet event appears on her radar.
Rita Ora
Rita also can, although this may not be one such time.I just can't tell of the train is built into her pant legs somehow, or what.
Kourtney Kardashian
That feels like as smooth a transition into the Balmain shorts romper as we're ever going to get.
Rita Ora
I'm totally on board with her head and feet here. And taken individually some of those pieces might've worked. It was just so aggressively circus to put them all together in one outfit.
Kourtney Kardashian
I am just worried she's going to fall out of that top and not notice. Also, I never tire of wondering why every Kardashian is layered up to the nines and Mason is in a tank top. Then again, my own dudes don't seem to feel air temperature the same way I do. AH YOUTH.
Rita Ora
I repeat: AH YOUTH.
Kourtney Kardashian
She looks... comfortable?
Rita Ora
She is FULLY going to mess up your taxes.