> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2018, Round Two: Is Kendall Jenner Going to Pull Off The Upset? - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2018-round-two-is-kendall-jenner-going-to-pull-off-the-upset-03-2018/ - Published: 2018-03-19T19:00:27.000Z - Updated: 2018-03-19T04:18:48.000Z - Description: If this goes anything like the basketball.... - Author: Jessica - Tags: fugs, Fug Madness 2018, Madonna Bracket, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58 **A reminder*: Polls close after roughly 24 hours. Vote on any device, as often as you want to or can. The* [*bracket is here*](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2018-here-is-your-field-of-64-03-2018/)*,* [*the Fug Madness FAQ is here*](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugmadnessfaq/)*, and if you missed the first round,* [*start here with the Cher Bracket and click forward*](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2018-round-1-cher-bracket-part-1-theres-a-kardashian-inside-this-post-03-2018/)*.* ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/2016-madonna_bracket_graphic-copy-15210781561-1521428713.jpg "2016-madonna_bracket_graphic-copy-15210781561-1521428713") *Jump to: [ (7) Kendall Jenner v. (2) Haim](#jenner)* **(6) ZOSIA MAMET v. (3) ASHLEY GRAHAM** You know what I want? I want these women to do a Freaky Friday on their closets. I think it would be fun to see Ashley in this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/shutterstock_9141022r-1508294706-1521429872.jpg "Through Her Lens: The Tribeca Chanel Women's Filmmaker Program Luncheon, Arrivals, New York, USA - 17 Oct 2017") And Zosia could branch out into this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_874355_001-1496361275-compressed-1521080271-640x9601-1521430000.jpg "BGUS_874355_001-1496361275-compressed-1521080271-640x9601-1521430000") This would be an intriguing change for Ashley: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/d458f439181-1517555099-1521096266-640x9601-1521430189.jpg "9th Annual ChangeMakers Gala") And this would really start a conversation about what's happening with Zosia: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_844383_012-1494372614-compressed-1521430272.jpg "BGUS_844383_012-1494372614-compressed-1521430272") They would each, surely, learn something important about each other...and about themselves. Try it, you guys! It'll be fun. This is definitely fun, in the sense that I was excited to see it pop up on my TV on ANTM: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/IMG_5182-1024x578-1517974145-1521080485-640x3611-1521430439.jpg "IMG_5182-1024x578-1517974145-1521080485-640x3611-1521430439") OH ASHLEY: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-845448734_master-1505152808-compressed-1521080429-640x9601-1521430622.jpg "GettyImages-845448734_master-1505152808-compressed-1521080429-640x9601-1521430622") OH ZOSIA: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-699978380-1498179523-compressed-1521080374-640x9611-1521430681.jpg "GettyImages-699978380-1498179523-compressed-1521080374-640x9611-1521430681") I feel like I could just repeat that throughout this post. OH ASHLEY: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/shutterstock_9187276el-1509690185-15210804931-1521432213.jpg "Harper's Bazaar Women of the Year Awards, Arrivals, London, UK - 02 Nov 2017") OH ZOSIA: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/shutterstock_9376207dx-1518661880-1521096382-640x10571-1521432339.jpg "'Black Panther' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 13 Feb 2018") ASHLEY! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/wenn32241487-1505144162-compressed-1521080575-640x9601-1521432411.jpg "wenn32241487-1505144162-compressed-1521080575-640x9601-1521432411") You get it. Instead, I shall just direct you to the archives! [Here are Ashley's archives](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/ashley-graham?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); here [are Zosia's](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/zosia-mamet?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). [*Back to Top*](#top) **(7) KENDALL JENNER v. (2) HAIM** I think Kendall is outperforming her seed, in part because she has SO MUCH MATERIAL. Like, just this slideshow ALONE is insane. [So much ridiculous denim](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/well-i-guess-we-know-why-kylie-is-absent-from-the-kardashian-katch-up/kendall-jenner-stops-by-the-alexander-wang-offices-for-a-fitting-before-the-show?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), what even ARE those jeans? THEY'RE HIDEOUS.[ This jorts/fanny pack combo hurts my face](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/kardashians-hadids-and-jenners-oh-my-the-end-of-summer-roundup/kendall-jenner-and-hailey-baldwin-shop-at-the-adidas-store-in-soho?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). And [WHAT](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/the-periodic-kard-katch-up/kendall-jenner-kourtney-kardashian-and-hailey-baldwin-enjoy-an-ice-cream-in-cannes?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? No. [WHY](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/the-periodic-kard-katch-up/kourtney-kardashian-and-kendall-jenner-leaves-michealangelo-restaurant-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). There is something to be said about Kendall that I REMEMBER her as being more reasonable than she actually has been. Like, this is not reasonable: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_874053_011-1497394208-compressed-1521431094.jpg "BGUS_874053_011-1497394208-compressed-1521431094") This is also irrational: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_936905_015-1501479755-compressed-1521431314.jpg "BGUS_936905_015-1501479755-compressed-1521431314") Here, she has herself shackled to her shorts? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52361812-1493075410-compressed-1521097687-640x8531-1521431403.jpg "FFN_DefaultLightbox_52361812-1493075410-compressed-1521097687-640x8531-1521431403") LIKE WHAT? Sincerely,[ her archives are a trove of crazy](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/kendall-jenner?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and you should look at them, but I would be remiss in my duties not to share these few experiences right here: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/BGUS_972626_007-1504162637-compressed-1521097644-640x9601-1521431538.jpg "BGUS_972626_007-1504162637-compressed-1521097644-640x9601-1521431538") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-675639102-1493695303-1521097560-640x9631-1521431590.jpg ""Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/FFN_DefaultLightbox_52320609-1493075259-compressed-1521431644.jpg "FFN_DefaultLightbox_52320609-1493075259-compressed-1521431644") WORDS, am I right? But if Kendall has a wide body of work, Haim are *three whole people*. I've decided their musical schtick is just a cover for the fact that they're a crew of lady criminals, distracting people via their outfits. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/3abd99af417-1519337040-1521080208-640x8591-1521431793.jpg "Brit Awards") Right? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/9421972i-1519340743-1521080249-640x9601-1521431875.jpg "Christopher Kane show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 19 Feb 2018") These people could rob your home and you might be too distracted to notice. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/shutterstock_9225385a-1510860124-1521431935.jpg "Guggenheim International Gala pre-party, New York, USA - 15 Nov 2017") "We're just here to check read your meter, ma'am." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/GettyImages-527344552-compressed-1521432019.jpg "GettyImages-527344552-compressed-1521432019") "We just need to drive your car around a bit, ma'am. We're definitely going to bring it back." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/9434545az-1519340755-1521080260-640x9601-1521432133.jpg "Universal Music BRIT Awards Afterparty, London, UK - 21 Feb 2018") "We're CERTAINLY not here to kidnap you and indoctrinate you into our cult." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/03/haim-the-band-in-pink-103117-1509427606-640x960-1521432743.jpg "25th Anniversary Make Equality Reality Gala") I'm just saying, if the music thing falls through...consider it, ladies. Here's [Haim's archive](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/haim?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). [*Back to Top*](#top) ###### \[Photos: Getty, WENN, InstarImages.com, Backgrid, Rex/Shutterstock\]