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Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Do you think it weighs on Kourtney that she and Kendall must shoulder the weight of the Kardashijenner Fug Madnes Legacy alone? (Kim, of course, has won twice, in 2015 and 2016, but was in the finals in 2013 and 2016, where she lost to Bieber and Miley, respectively. She then beat Miley two years in a row. Yes, Kim and Miley battled it out in the final game three years running.) If so, not to worry: This is truly shouldering the load.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Kourt wore a LOT of leather pants this year.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Or, more accurately, leather bottoms.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

I mean, this is just a shirt? I will note, though, that Kourtney's body be BANGIN' lately and I DO NOT want her fashion advice but I might want to hire her trainer. 

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

I enjoy how her face here seems to be saying, "UGH WHY DID I DO THIS."

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

West Hollywood, CA - *EXCLUSIVE* - TV personality Kourtney Kardashian and Scottie Pippen's wife Larsa Pippen were seen dining out at Little Door and Alfred Cafe in West Hollywood. Pictured: Kourtney Kardashian, Larsa Pippen BACKGRID USA 13 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

I've had many drinks at that bar she's leaving. That is neither here nor there, I just wanted to note this.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9175225ci) Kourtney Kardashian PrettyLittleThing by Kourtney Kardashian Launch Party Los Angeles USA 25 Oct 2017

This section might be called, "My ex is dating a variety of VERY young women, here are my great legs."

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

"ALL of my legs."

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Those are some SLEEVES.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Hollywood, CA - *EXCLUSIVE* - Kourtney Kardashian gets dressed up for a "Prettylittlething" photoshoot. Kourtney stands out in a shiny off the shoulder metallic dress as she leaves her trailer. Pictured: Kourtney Kardashian BACKGRID USA 18 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This is like the nighttime version of the previous dress.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Just leaning against a wall in lace-paneled pants!

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This is JUST HIDEOUS.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock (9087673h) Kourtney Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian out and about, Paris Fashion Week, France - 27 Sep 2017 Kourtney Kardashian leaving a hotel and heading to the PSG Champions League game.

I have questions about these pants.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

And SO any questions about these shorts.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

ENDLESS questions about this top situation. (I will note that I think many of Kourtney's jeans are really cut and she wears them well.)

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Los Angeles, CA - Reality star Kourtney Kardashian is all smiles while out for coffee with her gal pal Larsa Pippen in Los Angeles. Kourtney was rocking round sunglasses, a strapless top, blue jeans, and nude heels during the outing. Pictured: Kourtney Kardashian BACKGRID USA 7 SEPTEMBER 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: CMaidana / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This top is likewise bizarro.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This top doesn't even LOOK like a top. The jeans are great, but she looks like she's wandering around topless.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

I am incredibly EXTREMELY perplexed by Kourtney's shirts, now that we see them all in a row. 

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Los Angeles, CA - *EXCLUSIVE* - Kourtney Kardashian returns to her Rolls-Royce after lunch with Larsa Pippen at Cafe Gratitude in Los Angeles. The KUWTK cameras roll as the reality star and her breast baring girlfriend gossip while enjoying each others company over lunch. Pictured: Kourtney Kardashian, Larsa Pippen BACKGRID USA 8 SEPTEMBER 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Bruja / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This feels styled by Donna Martin.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

52323415 Reality star Kourtney Kardashian is spotted leaving a studio in Los Angeles, California on February 23, 2017. Kourtney was spotted out attending a late night church service last night with Justin Bieber. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

VERY SAME.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

We're obvs gonna end Kourtney with personalized plastic shoes.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski attending the Valentino show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 on March 5, 2017 in Paris, France. Featuring: Emily Ratajkowski Where: Paris, France When: 05 Mar 2017 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Italy**

She looks like she's depressed hipster Lady of Shalott. 

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

, Los Angeles, CA -20171207 - GQ Men of The Year 2017, at Chateau Marmont -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski -PHOTO by: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

WHAT EVEN IS THIS.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This is possibly the worst dress we saw at Cannes last year.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

It doesn't get better when you get closer, either.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This isn't how tops work.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

THIS isn't how skirts work.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This isn't how tops OR pants work.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/REX/Shutterstock (9448344co) Emily Ratajkowski 33rd Film Independent Spirit Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Mar 2018 WEARING BROCK COLLECTION SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9366722z

This isn't how bodices work.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This isn't how...anything works?

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

North America Rights Only - Los Angeles, USA - 03/11/17 Celebrities attend Goldie's' Love In For Kids' at Ron Burkle's Green Acres Estate in Beverly Hills. -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski -PHOTO by: Hahn Lionel/Abaca/Instarimages.com Editorial Rights Managed Image - Please contact www.INSTARimages.com for licensing fee and rights: North America Inquiries: email sales@instarimages.com or call 212.414.0207 - UK Inquiries: email ben@instarimages.com or call + 7715 698 715 - Australia Inquiries: email sarah@instarimages.com.au or call +02 9660 0500 – for any other Country, please email sales@instarimages.com. Image or video may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene / Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have - https://www.INSTARimages.com reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image or video. If you are in violation of our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image or video, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damage.

Oh, hey! Styled by Donna Martin is back.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

, Los Angeles, CA - 08/26/2017 - Emily Ratajkowski getting out of a Lyft car on her way to a party to watch the Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor fight. -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski -PHOTO by: INSTARimages.com -INSTAR_Emily_Ratajkowski_Lyft _1001014057 Editorial Rights Managed Image - Please contact www.INSTARimages.com for licensing fee and rights: North America Inquiries: email sales@instarimages.com or call 212.414.0207 - UK Inquiries: email ben@instarimages.com or call + 7715 698 715 - Australia Inquiries: email sarah@instarimages.com.au Êor call +02 9660 0500 Ð for any other Country, please email sales@instarimages.com. ÊImage or video may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene / Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have - https://www.INSTARimages.com reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image or video. If you are in violation of our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image or video, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damage.

Ditto. You guys, I CANNOT have a Donna Martin renaissance, sartorially speaking.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

MORE DONNA MARTIN. Please do not graduate.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This is just underwhelming AND it doesn't fit well.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

"Wow, my Uber driver is taking this VERY seriously."

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This feels like a weird Designer Imposter of those old school Tom Ford Gucci suits.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This is barely a dress.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Paris, FRANCE - Emily Ratajkowski attends the Etam Fashion Show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2018 in Paris, France. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski BACKGRID USA 26 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Parts of her wardrobe are like strangely drab?

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 03: Emily Ratajkowski attends the Miu Miu show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2018 on October 3, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Emily Ratajkowski

And this is strangely dowdy for someone with such an amazing body.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Milan, ITALY - Guests and models spotted leaving the 2018 S/S Bottega Veneta show in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski BACKGRID USA 23 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This little navel window makes me laugh.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, CANADA ** Paris, FRANCE - Celebrities arrive at the Paco Rabanne fashion show SS 2018 in Paris during Paris Fashion Week. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski BACKGRID USA 28 SEPTEMBER 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Best Image / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

"Take sweats...AND RUIN THEM."

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This belt is perplexing.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

North America, Australia and New Zealand Rights Only - Paris, France - 10/01/2017 - Valentino During Paris Fashion Week Spring Summer 2018 -PICTURED: Emily Ratajkowski -PHOTO by: INSTARimages.com Editorial Rights Managed Image - Please contact www.INSTARimages.com for licensing fee and rights: North America Inquiries: email sales@instarimages.com or call 212.414.0207 - UK Inquiries: email ben@instarimages.com or call + 7715 698 715 - Australia Inquiries: email sarah@instarimages.com.au Êor call +02 9660 0500 Ð for any other Country, please email sales@instarimages.com. ÊImage or video may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene / Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have - https://www.INSTARimages.com reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image or video. If you are in violation of our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image or video, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damage.

THIS belt is confusing.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

52393729 Stars attend the Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between' Costume Institute Gala - After Party at The Standard on May 1, 2017 in New York City. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

All of this is confusing. It's very...HIGH FASHION PIRATE.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

This reminds me to watch Weird Science ASAP.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Yes, yes, your abs are fantastic.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock (9101734ba) Emily Ratajkowski Vogue x Irving Penn party, Le Petit Palais, Spring Summer 2018, Paris Fashion Week, France - 01 Oct 2017 WEARING JACQUEMUS SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9087555ah

This is neither how shorts nor dresses work.

Kourtney Kardashian v. Emily Ratajkowski

Speaking of shirts that are WRONG.

Fug Madness 2018, The Sweet Sixteen: Can A Kardashian Beat Emily Ratajkowski?
We're about to find out.

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