LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 23: Noah Cyrus backstage during the Daytime Village Presented by Capital One at the 2017 HeartRadio Music Festival at the Las Vegas Village on September 23, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by David Becker/Getty Images for iHeartMedia )
Both of these women's body of work for the year, taken in one fell swoop, are very revealing as to what they like. Noah loves sweatshirt dresses.
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The MTV Video Music Awards arrivals Featuring: Noah Cyrus
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 28 Aug 2017
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And thigh-high boots.
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And bra tops.
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SO many bra tops.
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iHeartSummer 2017 at Fontainebleau Miami Beach - Day 2 Featuring: Noah Cyrus
Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States
When: 11 Jun 2017
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Bra tops that sometimes turn into sports bras?
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Noah Cyrus poses for a photo during the 2017 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball North at the Air Canada Centre, in Toronto
2017 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball - - Arrivals, Toronto, Canada - 09 Dec 2017
MANY sports bras.
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She's also a fab of very bad denim.
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VERY BAD.
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INGLEWOOD, CA - MARCH 05: Singer Noah Cyrus attends the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcast live on Turner's TBS, TNT, and truTV at The Forum on March 5, 2017 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)
As well as questionable shoes..
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...shirts worn as dresses (literally; Marc Jacobs said this is a shirt)...
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...and wacky pockets.
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NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Rihanna attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)
Over to Rihanna! I LOVED this because it was so extremely on theme for the event, but I didn't want you to forget that it had happened.
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Rihanna was VERY into volume this past year.
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I liked this very much, but it's A LOT.
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Rihanna was deeply invested in TULLE this year.
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This might just be a very depressed valance.
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Rihanna out and about, New York, USA - 19 Oct 2017
Rihanna out and about in New York City
This is seriously two blazers stapled together.
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This is weirdly BORING for Rihanna.
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As is this.
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MADRID, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 23: Singer Rihanna attends the 'Fenty Beauty' photocall at Callao cinema on September 23, 2017 in Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Eduardo Parra/Getty Images)
I am not sure why all of this is so droopy.
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This just makes me laugh. It's ridiculous.
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Remember what I said about how Rihanna was into the oversized? It was not only in dresses.
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(This might be kind of cute.)
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WHAT are those pants? ARE they pants? I'm so confused.