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# Fug Madness 2019 Elite Eight: Katy Perry vs. Dascha Polanco
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2019-elite-eight-katy-perry-vs-dascha-polanco-04-2019/
- Published: 2019-04-02T17:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-02T17:34:10.000Z
- Description: Can the Jenner-killer take down another perennial performer?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug Madness, Fug Madness 2019, Madonna Bracket, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

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**(2) KATY PERRY vs. (8) DASCHA POLANCO**

Dascha had to get past Rihanna, the Jenners (!!), and the surprisingly long-lasting Iskra Lawrence, and now she is coming for Katy Perry. And coming HARD. However, Katy had a lot of entries that I had to embed the last time I wrote about her, and I need to include them here, too. I won't do all of them, but here are some lowlights:

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I agree that Endora from *Bewitched* is aspirational, but not YET, Katy. Not yet.

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I guess this is Cher. But since it's Katy Perry, and therefore NOT Cher, and neither was it Halloween, then... maybe dial down the Cher.

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KNEEPKINS. WHY GOD WHY. It's the most puzzling thing Christian Siriano has ever done.