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Kelly Rowland
Miss America, Uncasville, USA - 19 Dec 2019
Wearing Georges Hobeika Same Outfit as Catwalk Model *10326633aw
The first time she wore this, I was grateful because it provided content during the pre-Christmas quiet time. Now, I am grateful again, because she's giving us Fug Madness content during this quiet pre-curve-flattening period.
Kelly Rowland
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 25: Kelly Rowland attends 2020 Roc Nation THE BRUNCH on January 25, 2020 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Roc Nation)
Truly, both of these contestants are blessed with such physical beauty, and such STRANGE sartorial taste.
Kelly Rowland
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Kelly Rowland
'Little' Hollywood Premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 08 Apr 2019
What really makes me laugh about this, aside from joking that she's in costume as Brooks and/or Dunn, is seeing that her boobs do appear to have been taped high and tight into that blazer.
Kelly Rowland
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Kelly Rowland
'Jumanji: The Next Level' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Dec 2019
I want a do-over on so many parts of this.
Kelly Rowland
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Kelly Rowland
Wearable Art Gala, Arrivals, Barker Hangar, Santa Monica, Los Angeles - 01 Jun 2019
This was to a wearable art gala, so it was intentionally crazy; then again, so is a lot of stuff from the Met, and that's still eligible, so. I do think those leg sheaths are the main reason she made it this far. Can they take down Dascha?
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco
'When They See Us' TV show premiere, Arrivals, Apollo Theater, New York, USA - 20 May 2019
Because this was NOT for a wearable art gala. And not for the Met. This was for the When They See Us premiere, and... I mean, we DID see her, so.
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco
'When They See Us' TV show premiere, Arrivals, Apollo Theater, New York, USA - 20 May 2019
The side view is important.
Dascha Polanco
, New York, NY - 20190910- Arrivals at Rihanna's second annual Savage X Fenty Show at Barclay's Center in Brooklyn. -PICTURED: Dascha Polanco
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This was ALSO not for a wearable art gala of any kind; it was to a Fenty fashion show. I hope no one sat behind her.
Dascha Polanco
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05: Dascha Polanco attends the Vanity Fair's 2019 Best Dressed List at L'Avenue on September 05, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Jim Spellman/Getty Images)
This? The Vanity Fair Best-Dressed Party, baby. OH THE IRONY.
Dascha Polanco
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Oh my.
Dascha Polanco
-New York, NY - 20190906-The Worldwide Editors of Harper`s Bazaar Celebrate -PICTURED: Guest
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This photo always makes me wonder if she was annoyed by the feathers in her hat all night. They look like they're blocking her eyes.
Dascha Polanco
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - AUGUST 16: BACARDI and Dascha Polanco celebrate National Rum Day on August 16, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images for BACARDI)
Is she on a jungle cruise?
Dascha Polanco
71st Emmy Awards (2019) Arrivals held at the Microsoft Theatre in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Dascha Polanco
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 22 Sep 2019
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
Is she at swim lessons?
Dascha Polanco
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 05: Actress Dascha Polanco is seen arriving to ELLE, Women in Music presented by Spotify and hosted by Nina Garcia, Jameela Jamil & E! Entertainment on September 05, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/GC Images)
Is she ANYWHERE that this would be a good idea? (No.)
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco
E! Entertainment, ELLE and IMG kick-off party, Arrivals, New York Fashion Week, USA - 04 Sep 2019